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my body is a machine that turns two female characters fighting over a man into two lesbians making out

#jean grey x emma frost this goes out to you #jackieshauna too ig

Sandalphon (Supreme Primarch): I don't think I could do much against our enemies this time *makes coffee*

Sariel (Fallen Angel): I don't like violence but *proceeds to decapitate said enemy*

A bunch of tourists: Terrifying monsters are attacking the island! They are so old and so big and so strong. We don’t know how we can defeat them.

Sandalphon, Supreme Primarch of the Sky Realm and one of the most powerful characters in gbf canon: Dang 😔 that sucks 😔😔😔 sending thoughts and prayers 😔😔😔😔😔

#and then he goes back to making iced lattes #this is my first reblog sorry if im doing it wrong

call me dc comics the way i experience a crisis every few years

#or few months #or few days #anyhow i was reading jlu and it seemed to hint at another crisis and like #can’t we just. open a sandwich shop or something #dc comics

I love seeing my old blorbos in the wild it’s like running into an ex you had an amicable breakup with and moved on from

#like aww glad to see ur doing well pookie

she girgo on my keef til i 6-year prison sentence

#this is a post abt andor but i don’t want to burden its tags #its too dumb #i love the show but like #he’s such a beautiful fella. he does not deserve that alias

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