rhysmcarthur:
âMy daughter. Unborn, but soon enough sheâll be here and then Iâll be showing her to everyone and probably never stop talking about how amazing she is. So Iâll understand if you want to disengage and back away slowly now.âÂ
âOh, right. Well, sheâs not here yet so Iâm good. No offence to your kid or anything, Iâm just not a big fan of them.â













