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Herbert Gruber | 16 | Stationary Guards Ah, hello there, it's nice to meet you! I'm Herbert, but friends usally call me Herb for short. I'm always up to getting to know new people, so we should probably hang out sometime! Until then, feel free to drop me a message or a question whenever you feel like it. In a relationship with this beautiful girl: Natalia Holzman. ~SnK OC Ask/RP Blog~

[tonytonyclocker-deactivated2014]

Drop a drink into my ask box and my muse'll prepare it:

Tea and Coffee (a.k.a. cute starters):

Earl Grey Tea - You muse sits down with mine to have a nice cup of tea.

Japanese Green Tea - My muse needs calming down and it seems like green tea’ll do the trick.

Expresso - It’s early in the morning and my muse needs to wake up.

Black Coffee - My muse is day-dreaming and needs to snap out of it.

Milk Tea - Muses want to cuddle and be comfortable.

Bubble Milk Tea - Muses want to cuddle…maybe make out.

Honey and Lemon - My muse is in bed, sneezing, and wanting to be nursed back to health.

Alcohol (a.k.a. fun starters):

Whiskey - My muse wants to get drunk with yours and do stupid things.

Gin and TOnic - Muses only want to get a little tipsy, they want a good time and not do anything they’ll regret.

Wine - Muses want a civil convosation and good company.

Vodka - Muses want to get piss-ass drunk and make out.

Iced drinks (a.k.a. NSFW starters):

Chocolate - Your muse finds mine naked in their bedroom.

Mocha - Both muses are feeling particularly kinky and want to try out some new gear they bought.

Macha Shake - Muses are having a bath together and a sharp burst from the hot tap sends yours clinging to mine out of shock.

Caramel - My muse wants to try out some food play with yours.

Smoothies (a.k.a. angst starters):

Banana - Your muse comes in on my muse, who’s crying, and asks them what’s wrong.

Strawberry - Your muse finds mine self-harming and wants to know everything.

Apple - My muse has locked themselves away and your muse has found them, needing answers and information.

Orange - My muse has been taking drugs behind yours’ back and your muse finds out. Your muse is worried for mine.

Blueberry - My muse has been starving themselves and just wants to be alone. What’s going on? Your muse is going to find out.

[herbertgruber]

"Could you repeat the question?"

"Ah, sure." Herbert scratched the back of his head while looking at the brown-haired girl. "Do you know where I can find the Military Police barracks? I have something to deliver but I don’t really know this area well, so, umm… well… I kinda got lost."

[humanitys-dandelion-deactivated]

"Well. We could just carefully open it, take a peek just to see how long and important it is and then gently slip it back into the envelope" Maria looked very sure of herself and very convincing "Just a peek, no harm done."

He frowned at the girl for a moment before looking back at the letter which he was still holding in his hand, considering the idea for a moment. “And you’re sure we can open the envelope without destroying it?” Somehow she had managed to pique his curiosity, and if it was just a little peek it should be alright, right? He glanced around before finally nodding. “Okay. Let’s do it.”

"Ah yesssssss" Maria quickly snatched the envelope from the blonde’s grasp and began to carefully peel it open…

[herbertgruber]

Herbert watched as the strange girl opened up the letter before glancing around, instantly hoping that nobody would catch them. When he finally looked back he realized he no idea who she actually was. “Hey… what’s your name by the way?”

[humanitys-dandelion-deactivated]

"Name’s Maria and~" she slipped the document out of the envelope "We’ve got ourselves"

"A love letter?!?"

Maria furrowed her eyebrows and held the parchment at arms length

"Oh Seraphina, my love" She begun to read

"Your eyes are as pristine as the clear blue sky brown as chocolate and my love for you as undying as eternity. You are my one and only and I would become Titan fodder if it was to save your life. Signed Jose” Maria then fell to the ground, in a laughing fit “Oh my god! Hahaha! This Jose guy? He sent you to deliver his love letter! Hahaha!” She wiped away a tear and resealed the envelope

[herbertgruber]

The blond stared at the piece of stationery in the hands of the girl named Maria, dumbfounded by their sudden discovery. “A LOVE LETTER?! Are you kidding me?” Herb couldn’t believe that’s why he got sent all the way here, to deliver a cheesy love letter written by his superior to some Military Police girl. Who did Squad Leader Jose think he was? Cupid?

Grumbling, he took the newly sealed letter back from her. “Great, at least I know now what exactly it is I’m wasting my time with. A love letter. Jeez.” He shook his head and sighed. “Too bad I still have to deliver it…”

[humanitys-dandelion-deactivated]

Maria still had not stopped laughing about the incident but managed a “well you have fun with that!” before stumbling away from the boy, stray giggles escaping from her mouth as she went.

[herbertgruber]

"Waiiit a minute!" Before she could get away he grabbed her by the shoulder, waving the letter around in front of her face. "I let you read it, now the least you can do is help me find the recipient!"

[herbertgruber]

"Who did you get all these roses for?"

"Umm… they’re for Nat, of course." Herb glanced down at the giant bouquet of red roses in his hands before looking back at Leroux. He never had felt the need to get Valentines gifts for anyone before, but this year was special and he thought a bunch of roses would make a good start. "… do you think I bought to many?"

[frommemetoyou]

VALENTINE'S INSPIRED MEMES

"He loves me, he loves me not… oh."

"She loves me, she loves me not… oh."

"I don’t think it’s love…"

"So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?"

"I don’t even like chocolate."

"Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…"

"I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts."

"Oh! It’s my favourite time of year."

"If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?"

"I’ve never had a Valentine."

"Will you be my Valentine?"

"Do you have a Valentine yet?"

"No one ever serenades me any more."

"Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing."

"Any secret admirers?"

"Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?"

"I may have been admiring you not so secretly."

"Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual."

"Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?

"We’re never getting back together."

"So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head."

"How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!"

"We’re not together any more."

"If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice."

"It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal."

"What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?"

"I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?"

"I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker…."

"Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…"

"I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!"

"I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face."

"I am not wearing that."

"When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewellery."

"It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…"

"I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?"

"If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-"

"Young love, isn’t it sweet?"

"Who did you get all these roses for?"

"I don’t love you, I’m just hear for the chocolate."

"So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?"

"Valentines? Pft!"

"That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…"

"What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!"

"My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me."

"Look, you can buy me all the chocolate’s in the world, I still won’t go out with you."

"A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?"

[herbertgruber]

                                                   I want a night                                                        with you.                                                    I want to close                                                      the curtains.                                                 I want to lay in bed                                               and feel you breathing.                                                I want the only noise                                                    to be my inhale                                               replying to your exhale.                                            I want to trace my fingers                                            along every line and curve                                                     of your back.                                             I want to feel your face                                               buried into my neck.                                               I want to lay like this                                               and feel every worry                                                         melt                                           the same way that I melt                                               when I am with you. 

[emiliedrago-blog]

"I kind of sliced my hand open and bled into the potatoes…is this fixable?"

Emilie looked over at his hand and then to the potatoes, “It might prove fatal.” She paused and looked up at him with an unreadable expression, “For both.”

[herbertgruber]

Herbert looked at her with a serious face and kept the piece of cloth he had found tightly pressed to the palm of his hand in an atttempt to stop the bleeding. It was kind of embarrassing, he had no problems handling large blades, but as soon as you handed him a kitchen knife he became a danger for himself and everyone else around. "If I should survive against all odds, that was definitely last time I tried to peel potatos."

[kien-burke]

♥

6:Hug you and kiss your forehead tenderly.

"Well, this is a weird way to greet you."  He brings the blond in for a hug and presses his lips on the latter’s forehead.

[herbertgruber]

Herbert chuckled lightly at the unusual greeting and gave the young man a pat on the back. "Well, it's very nice to meet you, too!" He eventually pulled away again and rubbed his forehead, right over the spot where his lips had touched his skin. "I usually prefer to know someone's name before getting kissed. I'm Herbert, and you are?"

[branchbound-deactivated20191228]

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] Uh…last thing I knew you were at home. Why?

[herbertgruber]

[text] Well that is awkward…

[text] I don’t remember my home being some smelly back alley.

[text] Um… just out of curiousity… was I wearing a shirt and shoes last time you saw me?

[branchbound-deactivated20191228]

[text]: Yes…?

[text]: Alright, you’re scaring me. 

[text]: Did you get mugged or something?

[herbertgruber]

[text] It’s not entirely impossible since I can’t seem to find my wallet…

[text] Sorry, didn’t mean to worry you!

[text] I’ll just call a taxi or something…

[branchbound-deactivated20191228]

[text]: No freaking way

[text]: I’m coming to get you

[text]: And I’ll bring a sweatshirt and some slippers. God you must be cold

Sairyn bit her lip and set her phone down on the counter. Sure, it was late. But there was no way she was leaving him out there. She walked to her room and began to dig through her drawers trying to find a sweatshirt big enough for him to wear. How was he going to pay for a taxi with no wallet anyways?

[herbertgruber]

Herbert scowled at his phone, reading the last messages his friend had just sent him. She was right, it wasn’t exactly warm and he could feel the chill of the night air seep into him, but it hadn’t been his intention to make her worried enough to come and pick him up personally. Somehow he would have made it home, he was old enough to look after himself - or maybe he wasn’t, considering his current circumstances. With a sigh, he started typing again:

[text] Sorry to make you leave your house at this hour…

[text] It’s fine, take you time okay?

[text] I’ll try to find out where I am in the meantime…

[branchbound-deactivated20191228]

She heard her phone buzz but paid it little mind. She was trying to find something for him to wear. It was a good thing she liked her sweatshirts on the big side. But would any of them fit him? Well, anything was better than nothing. Once she’d found suitable clothes, she shoved them in a bag and went to hunt for her car keys. Then, she checked her phone.

[text]: Try going out to the road and tell me any landmarks nearby

[text]: And don’t apologize. I wouldn’t just leave you out there

[herbertgruber]

Herb was already standing on the abandoned main road, his arms wrapped around himself in a poor attempt to keep himself warm, when the soft beeping noise of his phone announced that he had just received new messages. He read through them and, just as he was told, he started looking about, scanning his surroundings in search for anything that made it easier for him to pinpoint his exact location.

[text] Um, let’s see… there’s an Italian restaurant at the nearby street corner and a bookstore right next to it…

[text] And I think that’s a bridge down the street, I’d say I’m somewhere close to the river.

[text] But other than that, I’ve got nothing… Did that help?

[branchbound-deactivated20191228]

Sairyn opened the passenger door of her car and tossed in the bag of clothes before walking around to the driver’s side and climbing in. She looked at her phone to see if he’d sent her anything useful. After reading the messages, she thought about that part of town and then tapped out a reply. 

[text]: Got it. Be there in about 12

She tossed her phone onto the passenger seat and then started the car. Hopefully nothing else would happen on her way there.

[herbertgruber]

The blonde was restlessly pacing up and down the sidewalk as a means to keep his naked feet from freezing when his phone finally beeped again. The message was a relief for him, at least it wouldn’t be long now until help arrived. Herb still had no idea where exactly he was, but she seemed to know and that was all that really mattered to him. With stiff fingers he clumsily replied to her.

[text] Seriously?! Oh god, you’re the best! I’ll be waiting right on front of the bookstore!

[text] Ah, and Sai…?

[text] Thank you so much!

[branchbound-deactivated20191228]

She could hear her phone buzzing as the texts rolled in, but she focused on the road. Wouldn’t it be ridiculous if she got in a car crash while on her way to help him. At a red light she checked to see where she’d meet him. The bookstore. A little while later, she turned into the parking lot of the bookstore and looked around. It was dark, so she didn’t see him. Grabbing the bag of clothes, she slid out of the car. “Herb?” she called, looking around again. “Where are ye, boyo?”

[herbertgruber]

Herbert stood huddled against the wall of the bookstore, keeping an eye out for Sai's car. Despite the late hour a few people were still passing by on the road, and seeing as a half-naked boy out here in the middle of the night would probably raise a few questions he had decided to wait for her in a darker area of the parking lot in order to avoid drawing attention to himself. When he finally saw a car pulling in he let out a sigh of relief.

"Saiiii! I'm here!" he answered when he heard her calling out for him, quickly heading over to the redhead. "Oh god, I'm so sorry for making you do this, but I'm really glad to see you!" He gave her an apologetic look before his eyes fell on the bag. Clothes. Please let it be clothes.

[herbertgruber]

"Could you repeat the question?"

"Ah, sure." Herbert scratched the back of his head while looking at the brown-haired girl. "Do you know where I can find the Military Police barracks? I have something to deliver but I don’t really know this area well, so, umm… well… I kinda got lost."

[humanitys-dandelion-deactivated]

"Well. We could just carefully open it, take a peek just to see how long and important it is and then gently slip it back into the envelope" Maria looked very sure of herself and very convincing "Just a peek, no harm done."

He frowned at the girl for a moment before looking back at the letter which he was still holding in his hand, considering the idea for a moment. “And you’re sure we can open the envelope without destroying it?” Somehow she had managed to pique his curiosity, and if it was just a little peek it should be alright, right? He glanced around before finally nodding. “Okay. Let’s do it.”

"Ah yesssssss" Maria quickly snatched the envelope from the blonde’s grasp and began to carefully peel it open…

[herbertgruber]

Herbert watched as the strange girl opened up the letter before glancing around, instantly hoping that nobody would catch them. When he finally looked back he realized he no idea who she actually was. “Hey… what’s your name by the way?”

[humanitys-dandelion-deactivated]

"Name’s Maria and~" she slipped the document out of the envelope "We’ve got ourselves"

"A love letter?!?"

Maria furrowed her eyebrows and held the parchment at arms length

"Oh Seraphina, my love" She begun to read

"Your eyes are as pristine as the clear blue sky brown as chocolate and my love for you as undying as eternity. You are my one and only and I would become Titan fodder if it was to save your life. Signed Jose” Maria then fell to the ground, in a laughing fit “Oh my god! Hahaha! This Jose guy? He sent you to deliver his love letter! Hahaha!” She wiped away a tear and resealed the envelope

[herbertgruber]

The blond stared at the piece of stationery in the hands of the girl named Maria, dumbfounded by their sudden discovery. "A LOVE LETTER?! Are you kidding me?" Herb couldn't believe that's why he got sent all the way here, to deliver a cheesy love letter written by his superior to some Military Police girl. Who did Squad Leader Jose think he was? Cupid?

Grumbling, he took the newly sealed letter back from her. "Great, at least I know now what exactly it is I'm wasting my time with. A love letter. Jeez." He shook his head and sighed. "Too bad I still have to deliver it..."

[herbertgruber]

"I told you I could cook."

"Yeah, you did… but why did we STILL end up burning it?" Herbert frowned at the blackened piece of meat in front of him before turning back to Finn with a curious look.

[fafakus]

"w-well, I CAN cook, but it always turn out like this every time I do it" Finn grinned and scratched his head looking at the mess then he take some piece of the food and taste it ”b-but don’t worry, although it seems overcooked, the taste’s fine….for me…” 

[herbertgruber]

Herbert raised an eyebrow and watched as the other soldier tried a piece, not quite convinced. “Is it really? Let me try as well!” He cut off a small bite and put it in his mouth, regretting it the next moment since the only thing he could taste was something like burned charcoal. Swallowing the piece of meat, he pulled a face. “Ugh, I think next time we should just ask for help…”

[fafakus]

looking at Herbert’s expression after eating the food make Finn feel curious “is that really bad? Well, maybe our standard for food are different… or maybe there’s something wrong with me, haha” he take the food and eat it

[herbertgruber]

Herbert kept watching as the black-haired soldier took another bite, pretty amazed that he was able to eat this without flinching. He finally shrugged and pushed the plate away, closer towards Finn. "I don't know, but if you like it then it's all yours. Just don't blame me if you get a stomach ache, or worse..."

[yourfuckingmuse]

Today: A lesson in German capitalisation

Die Spinnen! = The spiders! Die spinnen! = They are crazy! Er hatte liebe Genossen. = He had kind companions. Er hatte Liebe genossen. = He had enjoyed love. Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden. = to gloat and turn towards other things Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden. = to turn towards breasts and other things Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln. = She was adept at treating blisters and limbs. Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln. = She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members. Der Gefangene floh. = The prisoner escaped. Der gefangene Floh. = The imprisoned flea Helft den armen Vögeln. = Help the poor birds. Helft den Armen vögeln. = Help poor people with sex.

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Tell my muse all the most secret things you'd do to them, and they'll try to guess who it is!

This could mean-

Something kinky

Something fluffy/cute

Something horrible and shattering

Something torturous

[ffinal]

the first 365 people who reblog this will get a message in their inbox. I’m putting the urls in a jar and pick one every day.

Reblogs only!

[spacekincecil-blog]

[trickingallninerealms-blog]

merrygundamtanamemed:

IVE DROPPED LIKE 46 THREADS SO FAR AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT IM SO SORRY SOMETIMES PEOPLE EVEN WRITE ME STARETERS ANS I NEVER RESPOND BECAUSE IM DUMV M SO SORRY PLEASE TAKE THIS CAKE

[epic-little-warriors-deactivate]

REBLOG if your mun is a girl because I am. Let's see how many R-pers are girls.

[herbertgruber]

"If you were me, you'd do the same, 'Cause I can't take anymore. I'll draw the shades and close the door. Everything's not alright and I would rather..." [Hold On Till May - Pierce the Veil]

You gotta know that this will turn around, until then I will not let you down. When you find your ship has run aground, you can call me, I won’t let you down.

[Turn Around - The Postal Service]

[herbertgruber]

"I will always love you."

The words filled him with a warmth he never knew before. Always was a long time, but could it really be true? He felt the same about her, after all.

With a soft smile on his lips he pulled her closer into a gentle embrace before bending down slightly to place a kiss on her forehead. “No matter what happens, I will always love you, too.”