50 A Softer World Prompts
Inspired by this prompt list by @sleepy-skittles that is fantastic and well-curated!
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I really like my friends and I probably wouldn't last very long on the lam, but sometimes you're cutting your food and laughing and you think, adventure is just one mistake away. (those with 'something to fall back on' invariably fall back on it.)
I love you like crazy. If anything ever happened to you, I wouldn't know what to do. Turn myself in, I guess. (love, love me do)
Maybe the Earth would be better off without us. Safe and clean and perfect, like a toy nobody ever played with. (Pretty and pointless)
You aren't really a good person, but god damn you make bad look awesome. (no one could steer me right, but mama tried.)
Do not be ashamed of your secrets. I can't imagine a lion who thinks starving is better than someone watching them kill. (You shouldn't be afraid they will see the real you. They should be.)
Who says life can't be an adventure? Because whoever said that is probably the villain. (I can be more than just me.)
I know I want love, but I have no idea who will make me happy. Emptiness doesn't know its own shape. (I miss something I've never known.)
Those who can, do. Those who can't, apparently run this fucking place. (the best revenge is bitter sarcasm and unhappiness)
He knows he's good in bed is the problem, so once in a while after I've come I'll say something like "aw frig." (I used to say this when we had oatmeal, too.)
I'll be late again tonight. So when you finish yourself off, be extra passionate, like I'm making it up to you. (take a pic with your phone if anything exciting happens.)
When I figure out how to do this all by myself your planet is doomed. (tell me, where is evil bred, in the heart or in the head?)
If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. (Or anyway I might get arrested.)
It matters how we treat the people we love. But I'm starting to worry it matters how we treat the people we nail, too. (I'm screwed.)
Everybody dies. Every single person. So, style counts. (Is that what you're wearing?)
I wish there was a word that meant "goodbye" for someone who was already gone. (I wish I didn't need to know.)
Smart people play chess in their heads. Geniuses play chess in bed. (Strip chess!)
They say when you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. They underestimate me. (mr. state trooper. please don't stop me. please don't stop me.)
If you died, I would go through hell to bring you back. That would be easy. I'm not sure how to deal with us just drifting apart. (yhtapa drol krad ruo)
It turns out that sometimes the future actually belongs to someone else. (It's mathematics)
I know that love isn't about possession. I'm just saying, maybe we could pretend it is? In bed? (then we'll go back to real life)
When you smile at me my heart races. I thought you were dead! (Did you used to have so many teeth?)
I can't remember our first kiss. Was this really all it was? (The past is a foreign country.)
There are no sweeter words than this. Nothing lasts forever. (Sure, play another song. I've got nothing better to do.)
Happiness is not a house where you can live. (but it is a house you can build.)
Life is essentially a chess game. You have to plan and calculate and I am so lonely. (If you play the opening wrong, the game is already lost.)
I wish being a good person could erase the bad things I've done. (I guess that'd be incentivizing decency though.)
I found a spell to make you love me in my mom's room. Now I don't know what to believe. (That's it. I'm moving out.)
If I could be an expert in just one arcane and madness-induced field of study, it would be you. (at the mountains of madness… if you know what I mean.)
You have me right where I want me. (finish me quick! before the ice cream melts!)
I'm glad that you're doing well these days. I'm doing well too. Probably even better than you are. (Anyway, I have TWO new boyfriends. So.)
I am not good enough for you. But if I were, would I still feel this way? (You can't always want what you get.)
I'm tied to the tracks. But I don't need you to rescue me. I need you to be the train. (wicked dastardly)
Will you still love me when I am a spooky ghost? (Yes. Yes, always, yes.)
When people say our love won't last forever, it sounds like they think anything will. (I just smile and say 'compared to what?')
You make me want to pretend to be a better man. (I promise, I'm going to seem to do right by you.)
Waking up next to you is like when other people get to sleep in and keep dreaming. (I have my own sexy Freddy Krueger.)
Some people are so good at disappearing that you start to doubt your memories that they were ever there. (How do you say goodbye to someone who was never there?)
I am terrified I will never find another love like ours. (chasing the dragon.)
Everyone wants someone they can bring home to mom. I need someone to distract my mom while I raid the medicine cabinet. (someone who thinks suggested dosages are quaint.)
I wish being in love was enough. I wish it counted for anything at all. (I wish I knew what you were missing.)
Life is never so bleak that you can't turn things around with a crime spree. (There is always hope! Everybody on the floor!)
Marriage isn't just between a man and a woman. It's between any two people who love each other and want to ruin their lives. (in front of jesus and everybody.)
Live every day like the cops have no idea. (They probably don't!)
If I could have just one wish, I would probably screw it up. (here. you might as well have it.)
Don't get weird, but I'm not really from the gas company. I just want to see what your house was like inside. It's nice! (it does kind of smell like gas though)
I wish there was a better word than 'sorry.' But then I'd probably need a better word than that. (cunnilingus? a…analingus?)
Maybe I would be better of without you, but let's be honest. Not drastically better off. (The Earth is better of without humans, too, but here we are.)
It would be easier to deal with falling out of love if it hadn't somehow made the sex exciting again. (Now we can do all the things I felt bad about doing when I loved you.)
There are some secrets I will take to my grave. But I don't want loving you to be one of them. (this, at least, is up to me.)
Sometimes two people can love each other, even though one is a wrist and the other is a razor. (open sesame)













