There's plenty wrong with me

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite blog on the citadel.

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[trashynico]

This isn’t related to what I normally post but, I just really want you to look at my cat.

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MORE! TOTS!

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[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Sorry Bulba, but people love jerks more.

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[pardonmewhileipanic]

bad men get trapped in the shame toilet 

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[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

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Did he survive?

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Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

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[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

WOOP WOOP GET SOME SOUP

[joshua-wright]

For those who need it plain and simple, I hope this handy guide will erase any further confusion :)

[toast-bc]

i was wondering if papa iii would be Bela Lugosi's dracula for halloween, papa ii as nosferatu, copia as a wererat, papa i as frankenstein's monster, and nihil as a... wizard?

AYYYY Happy Halloween, folks. 

or shud i fukin say:

HAPPY HELLOWEEN

Sorry I didn’t get to Nihil—I did these in one long pull, and kinda wanted to get through all the Halloween-y asks out before I slept. I hope you all have a safe Halloween, guys o//

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[30-minute-memes]

MOM!

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