Here, There, and Everywhere

This blogger is not a known giver of fucks.

[consultingwives]

computers are so fucking dumb in general i wouldn’t be surprised if everyone got permabanned for having pictures of armpits or some shit 

[lockrum-deactivated20230107]

[alolanfloatzel]

tumblr staff is using the same technology as the british police

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[99percentinvisible]

[verisimilis]

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

[thispreciousthing]

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

[cybra-sensei]

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

[paprika]

[unclefather]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

3:55am

[beastmac]

i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this

[wetheurban]

The Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater by Andrew Eccles

A look at acclaimed photographer Andrew Eccles’ impressive body of work with The Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater; one of the most powerful dance companies in the world. 

His classically composed, technically flawless style showcases the majesty of the human body in all its glory, capturing the dancers in performance, behind-the-scenes, and in stunning portraits.

Instagram.com/wetheurban

[simonalkenmayer]

This needs more notes.

[apopse-leipeis]

Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad.

[enots-eissej]

[confirmance]

IM CRYING OMFG

[twerker]

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

[damianmcgintleman]

[officiallightningmcqueen]

what about 1982 1983 1984 1985 & 1986 Hmmm

[lesmiserablephantom]

since 1987. 

[imdoingstuffandthingslori]

[zooiboo]

today’s look: sensitive dead girl who could cry at any given moment

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

sorry ive been distant lately its because ive been distant lately

[zodiaccity]

Shoutout to the people that be tired AF but stay up late....just because.

[littleblackchats]

Depression. It’s called depression.

[blackhipstergirly-deactivated20]

Can relate

[sessioneleven]

[holtzyrans]

Consider: the monkey brain/human brain meme but instead it’s feminist brain/lesbian brain

[holtzyrans]

Feminist brain: this character would never realistically fight in that outfit

Lesbian brain: tiddies hot

[diamondorloj]

Feminist brain: gender non confirming women as villains are queercoding and teaching us that being a lesbian / wlw / gnc woman is evil and bad

Lesbian brain: step on me hot evil lady

[ineffablyserpentine]

[bouquetofheather]

Feminist brain: That’s right! She doesn’t need a love interest! She’s a fully functional compete human being without a man.

Lesbian brain: She doesn’t need a man because SHE’S A LESBIAN.

[catchymemes]

[guy]

this is a MOOD

[goodsprings]

i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

[lesbianrey]

my brother my brother and me