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Melondramatic

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Water you doing with your life

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This makes me feel meloncholy

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that attention hit different when it’s from who you want.

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remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

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remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

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remember when you could say “you shouldn’t let your children catch fatal, preventable diseases” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

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Yeah. He gon follow her. Clearly she knows what she’s doing in life. Look at that twist out. So on point. She has her life together. I bet she has good credit and her car is never dirty.

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Frozen jeans

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WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE

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they were makin their way downtown

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not walking fast enough

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the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it

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In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

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is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

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You will never understand a warrior’s bond

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The internet can be cool sometimes

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Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

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Um wat

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turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru.

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs.

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side.

scandals galore in that damn superdome.

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A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.