MEET THE ROBINSONS (2007) dir. Stephen J. Anderson
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MEET THE ROBINSONS (2007) dir. Stephen J. Anderson
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”
Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
well you did ask
Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.
you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN
Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.
plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.
Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.
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ok this too
The proliferation of built-in AI features feels like being assigned a confident and inept assistant that you're not allowed to fire because he's the CEO's nephew.
Not to mention, they aren't just fine. Thousands of people have post covid complications, including immune system resets that cause them to get sick in other ways, long covid symptoms like fatigue, memory loss, organ damage, and a ton of other things we don't fully understand yet,
And even if they personally got lucky and got a mild case of covid or two, there's every chance that they passed it on to other people and killed or harmed other people.
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dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you
affirmations for the bus:
- it’s ok to be on-time
- you’re allowed to be at the stop at the time you’re meant to be there
- people won’t be upset if, when you get to the bus stop, you stop and let them onto the bus instead of making direct eye contact and driving away without stopping at the bus stop
- please
date a forest god who repeatedly visits your home in the shape of woodland creatures before you ever truly meet
happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other
Have a day
have a day yeah
Some firefighters on a fire in Washington found a little kitty with some singeing from the fire. They gave her food and water, and she hung out with them all day until they hiked her out at the end of the day. She’s doing good now.
Just had to share the photos because they are adorable.
I bet if you're dealing with a devastating wildfire all day, it's nice to be able to give some water to a little kitty, and help her get to safety at the end of the day. A tangible accomplishment when the job is so big and terrible.
I talked to some firefighters who had to deploy their fire shelters and then got burned over 3-4 times. These things. The burrito. The shake’n’bake.
You gotta hold them off your ears when you’re in there so that you don’t lose the shell of your ears. The instructions for use (wrapping yourself in a foil burrito to survive being inside an active forest fire) include “Do not stand up and breathe the flames. Think of your family. Think of your crew. Think of people who love you. Stay in the shelter until you get the all clear. Very few people have died in the shelter but almost everyone who survives talks about being tempted to leave to make it end quickly.” It’s not official, but it’s suggested that firefighters cut little holes in the shelter to get their radio antennas out so they can coach each other through the experience. Yes good? It is a Bad Time in there?
Anyway one of these guys had a chipmunk crawl inside the shelter and ride out the fire with him. It was all they talked about — after they’d be burned over everyone would check on the chipmunk. After they got out they still had to hike out (burned, traumatized, possible lung damage from superheated air), but first they left the chipmunk with two water bottles, an apple, and five protein bars.
Imagine looking out on the wrecked landscape from your enormous pile of food and water.
That's such a sweet story amongst the trauma of having to use a shelter. I've only done the training shelter deployments we have to do every year (yes, even as a dispatcher I've gotta do it) and it is no joke. A big part of training in wildland is learning about past shelter deployments and hearing from survivors so that it will be driven home what can happen. I can 100% see how riding it out with a little buddy would really change the experience.
The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.
Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.
Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out
the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.
It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.
Do you think there's already teens walking around with "dad left to catch a pokemon and never came back" abandonment trauma?
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I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it
Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors
ok northies this is it. these last five days to the solstice are a motherfucker. everything feels dark and hopeless because the sun's fucked off. but you MUST. i cannot stress enough you MUST hang on until the 21st. the light will come back
Globally Southern folks: The heat WILL end, it WILL It WILL, you hang in there too. Hydrate, mates!
Yona,
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