kirei muse is ready to help his twin tag-team that kiritsugu and i’m going to choke this priest out--

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kirei muse is ready to help his twin tag-team that kiritsugu and i’m going to choke this priest out--
does he side with his master here or his most entertaining prey the mage from the matou family where this argument is concerned? decisions, decisions.
... well. at least he doesn’t have to worry about children.
--
66thbullet:
God dammit. Once a creep always a creep. The cart comes to a harsh halt, the unpleasant sound of its wheels skidding roughly against the tiled floor echoes against the walls. He huffs and looks over his shoulder with tired eyes. “I don’t want to talk to you. Most people understand that much when they’re ignored, but I suppose you’re the type that needs it spelled out for you.”
now that he has the mercenary’s attention, there’s no denying the pleased curl of kirei’s mouth for half a second as that dull stare of his seems to momentarily alight with the pleasure of irritating the other man. he was still working things out, of course - but kiritsugu made for a prime target. ❝ says a man who i thought would have gone running back to his family with his tail between his legs. it is good to see you didn’t just lie down and die, of course. ❞ how pitiful.
listen me, you need to calm down a little. how are people supposed to believe you and I are a pair of unassuming humble priests when you cannot control your *ahem* appetite.
i am perfectly calm and humble. i just had a brief lapse is all. there's nothing to see here or to be concerned about. not a thing at all.
me immediately grabbing kirei by the scruff of the neck because he’s going IS THAT KARIYA and making noises at me--
oh look -- it’s someone who may need another shanking.
66thbullet:
He’s refusing to make eye contact. This is why he always has Shirou do the groceries; so he can avoid running into icky weirdos like him. He continues to quietly load produce into his cart.
if he strangles him here amongst the cucumbers, will it be a public service or just murder? it might be a public service. ❝ ignoring someone is rude, you know. i thought you had some merits, kiritsugu. ❞
eats your jesus wafers.
listen here you cotton candy gremlin--
❝ i thought you’d crawled into a hole and died. perhaps i was mistaken. ❞ he can remedy this, of course. / @66thbullet
i am here to offer up the most awful priest of all time in hopes of finding myself swept up into the fate fandom so hey if you’re an active fate/nasuverse rper, uh ... give this a like & reblog and i’ll check you out?
very dusty kirei muse alert but if you want some hot sugar daddy priest in your muse’s life, let me know--
fategaynight:
I was talkin to a few people about this and we came to the horrid realization that Kirei imitates murders he’s seen/done and found particularly appealing.
OK starting with Tokiomi, he stabs him in the back and he dies utterly betrayed. That’s kinda the start of all this, habitually.
Fate path he does the same to Rin, whom Tokiomi entrusted to him in that very scene. Which he probably does because disgusting irony is his joy in life.
There is a scene in Fate/Stay Night where Kirei tells Shirou that Kiritsugu was a ruthless murderer and forced a Servant (Lancer) to commit suicide.
With full knowledge of this, he does the same to his Lancer
BTW how did he steal Lancer from his redheaded aristocratic Master?
Chopped her arm off
Like Kiritsugu did to Sola-Ui
In Unlimited Blade works, Gilgamesh rips Ilya’s heart out of her chest. A few scenes later, Kirei tries to do the exact same thing to Rin.
He tries to fight Shirou in an epic battle to the death because he projects Kiritsugu onto him and this is kinda his ‘revenge’ for losing, finishing what he started.
I also think he tries to ‘fix’ deaths he found unsatisfying. Think back to the fact that his one-eyed white-haired sickly wife died of illness and he regretted not taking her life himself. During the fourth war he starts profiling two people who fit that description pretty closely. Like to the degree Gilgamesh calls him out on it with Kariya, why should someone you think is pathetic and hopeless interest you more than more competent masters.
We know it’s because he subconciously wants to watch him suffer as much as possible.
Kirei found his father’s death unsatisfying. He was the one who found him, already dead, and it didn’t really move him.
After he kills Tokiomi he makes sure to leave the body where it’ll cause as much trauma as possible.
And initially I thought the fact that Kirei choked Iri to death was just gratuitous asphyxiation fetish on Urobutcher’s part because choking happened like three times in the past episode and then I realized holy crap he wasn’t just choking her, the conversation he has with her about her husband before he chokes her when she disagrees- subconsciously or not he imitated Kariya. Maybe because Kariya didn’t finish the job, and Kirei wasn’t fully satisfied, so idk he had to go choke someone else’s wife.
he also grows out his mullet after the 90s have ended
long story short Kirei is terrifying
me: i should update my theme. i got my rules page up finally-- tumblr: oh worm? you want me to break that code? me: .... ah right. right. you’re doing that now--
AHA. IT LET ME POST. HUZZAH.
time to strangle kirei into coming back here.
hello my name is lucifer and i’m here to fuck everything up-- so hello one and all, fate fandom! if y’all need a shitty bara tiddy priest in your lives ( and let’s be real, none of us do ), please like and or reblog this and i’ll probably come check you out and follow you!
independent kotomine kirei account, primarily based between fate/zero and fate/stay night. very friendly towards fgo! a little less read up on other fate/ verses & eras, however!
also me absently realizing i’ve never put up a rules page: .... /sweats loudly
me: sees a gilgamesh on another dash kirei: STARTS SMACKING MY ARM AS HARD AS HE CAN-- me: OKAY OKAY CALM YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN--