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Drew: And it is my greatest passion in life, so by extension, you Are calling ME, Stupid!

Drew: I will do me! By going through life as an ONLY CHILD.

Herkie: Ight, I hear you. I'm sorry.

Herkie: You know I love you.

#text: drew

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Herkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Genesis: how the hell are you related to Drew.

Herkie: We share the same parents, making us siblings.

#text: genesis #sfdgffgdasdfh

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Liam: Have you tried watching it?

Herkie: Most if not all of those singing shows suck.

#text: liam

gastonlegume3‌:

Yeah, but Izzy’s known she sucked for years, and now that she’s Junior’s girlfriend she doesn’t care as much if I say it because she knows it’s too late for me to change her mind. The people upstairs are like… a blank slate. What if I knock on the door and it’s like the hottest girl in the world, or it’s an evil Enchantress like King Beast got wrecked by? It’s like a dice roll and those don’t always go well.

If it’s the hottest girl in the world, you just have a backup plan of something else to say to her. Easy. If it’s an evil enchantress, well, I don’t know what to tell you, but I’ll think you’ll be fine.

#dash: gaston3

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Herkie: Did someone get you back to your dorm or did you end up sleeping on the lawn all night?

Khalid: only the BEST dude in the world. My friend Jeremy got me back.

Herkie: Oh, cool. I don't fw AAA really but Jeremy is okay.

#text: khalid

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Genesis: You're right it's not. So again why are you texting me.

Herkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#text: genesis

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Genesis: my mom's closest friends are literally always around. It's how I grew up. It's like people with their dogs. Or if I lied about liking sports and thinking it was interesting but really I just said it to get your sick hard. Sounds annoying doesn't it?

Herkie: It aint that deep.

#text: genesis #//lmao im so sorry he's the WORST

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Khalid: SHIT I KNOW RIGHT.

Khalid: that party was fun as hell. too bad i don't remember most of it.

Herkie: Did someone get you back to your dorm or did you end up sleeping on the lawn all night?

#text: khalid

racheladale‌:

Oh gosh, no, that’s way too many costume changes for one day. I’ve tried that before, it doesn’t work super duper well! I’m going to make it span across multiple days, that way the holiday’s longer and everyone gets to have more fun, isn’t that great?

St. Patrick’s Day isn’t like Christmas where the celebrations last more than one day, though. It’s kind of a one day thing.

#dash: rachel

quincydavis‌:

Oh gosh, that happened to me at my first big srat party! They had to give me fake vodka shots that were just water because I was getting so sloppy. Sometimes I get totes embarrassed about how bad at partying I was a freshie.

Wouldn’t worry about it. Suppose it’s just one of those right of passage things.

#dash: quincy

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Tali: What made you go into politics? Is it because your family politics are a bit misconstrued?

Herkie: Gonna need something to do when I retire from sports. I mean, I'll probably go in to coaching for a while and then politics. I see things objectively and don't let emotions get in the way, so it just seemed like a good fit. Why?

#text: tali

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Genesis: glad you enjoyed your trip down memory lane.

Genesis: anyone who doesn't like and lies about chipmunks is dead to me. 😊

Herkie: I didn't say I don't like them. Most people just don't have incredibly passionate opinions either way about rodents.

#text: genesis

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Genesis: it was two years ago

Genesis: who thinks about shit like that from that long ago.

Herkie: Someone who likes to fondly revisit wacky memories of his Sophomore year.

#text: genesis

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Nick: You only just started sambuca? Goodness, you've been missing out! I'm generally a courvoisier man myself but sambuca is tasty, let's stick to that.

Herkie: And your favorite beer?

#text: nick