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oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
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Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
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if i look back, i am lost
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izzy's playlists!
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Not today Justin
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Three Goblin Art
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@gastonthethird
text 📚 gastine
Claudine: If anyone is in need of a tutor for the semester, I am accepting new students. I am versed in the following subjects: chemistry, biology, statistics, and algebra I & II.
Gaston: Wait, there are college kids who still need help with algebra? Fucking noobs.
text 💬 gasmery
Emery: COLT, I FOUND THE PERF PLACE FOR US TO TAKE A PIC TOGETHER!!!!
Gaston: [read]
Is there anyone in this stupid city brave enough to agree that cream cheese is not the best bagel topping?
text 💬 dizston
Dizzy: Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Gaston: [read]
text 💬 gasmery
Emery: omg of course you do!!! I'm sorry 🥺 there's been so much stuff going on lately.
Emery: It's not an excuse though!! we can totally hang out soon pls
Gaston: [read]
text 💬 gastine
Claudine: school??
Gaston: [read]
text 💬 gastine
Claudine: I thought you were showing me for some weird reason like you had a third nipple or something. I was just relieved it wasn't anything disgusting. It would be very hard to unsee that from a close friend.
Gaston: [read]
text 💬 calston
CJ: I AGREE ON ONE AND ONLY ONE CONDITION
CJ: Every time they have a battle on screen, you and I go at it, some hand-to-hand combat. That seems fair enough, doesn't it, Triple Threat?
Gaston: [read]
text 💬 gasthony
Anthony: Bubbles come out of your clothes? That does not sound pleasant, at all. My clothes are far too nice to risk damaging them with foam. And I can have all the margaritas I want without the trashy setting surrounding them so if that's the only case you can make for frat parties, you need a much stronger argument.
Gaston: [read]
text 💬 gastons
Junior: Yeah, okay, maybe I've been spending too much time with Zevon. But DUDE! I paid actual money for the McFlurry, doesn't that mean it's supposed to be right?
G3: [read]
text 📲 dizston
Dizzy: Is it too early to get excited about fall fashions? Because I'm sorry, I'm already thinking about all the cute boots I get to wear 😍
Gaston: Yeah, but are those even COMFORTABLE? I mean, you look awesome in anything, but the best pairs of shoes are the ones you wear so often they're like, a hug for your feet. You've got so many boots it seems like there's no way you could ever get really close with them.
text 💬 calston
CJ: DUH, of COURSE they're shitty at love, most people are shitty at everything and love is hard, if it's even real. Good, remember how big your muscles are if someone's a dick to you about Dizzy in person, people haven't been kicking asses enough around here lately. WHERE ARE ALL THE ASS WHOPPINGS?! NO, YOU'RE JUST SAYING KALE IS BETTER WHICH IS GROSS AND WRONG.
Gaston: [read]
text 💬 gasmery
Gaston: i guess my company doesn’t interest you anymore.
Gaston: I know we don't run in the same circles but damn, Em!!! Do I not rank on the favorite guys list at ALL anymore?
text 💬 gastine
Gaston: You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus.
Gaston: I know my pecs are impressive, Claudine, but what was up with THAT?
text 💬 gastons
G3: At McDonald’s last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
text 💬 gasthony
Gaston: Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me.
Gaston: BUBBLES COME OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES BRO, I swear!
text 💬 calston
Gaston: We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition?
Gaston: It's not nerd shit if it's got WAR in the title, I don't make the rules.