herman the egg

herman is not the enemy, it is the hole in your consciousness behind him

[hermantheegg]

I really f*ckin hate balloons

They're a waste of time, space, money, energy, plastic, and helium

And they just slowly decay like everything of this earth but you feel bad about popping them so you just have to watch them waste away and remember that you're doing the same thing, just slower

[powerfulwizard]

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human

[powerfulwizard]

[annabellioncourt]

[prussianmemes]

[hermantheegg]

I do this expression all the time and no one gets it but it's still my favorite