#i hate balloons

[balloon-hater]

I fucking hate balloons

YES! YOU GET ME!!!!

[the-second-sanctuary]

Gave up on after alterna

[ijustuwued]

Me to balloons because i hate balloons and idc it's a smiley face it still deserves to die >:(

[hermantheegg]

I really f*ckin hate balloons

They're a waste of time, space, money, energy, plastic, and helium

And they just slowly decay like everything of this earth but you feel bad about popping them so you just have to watch them waste away and remember that you're doing the same thing, just slower

[balloon-hater]

Your time is ticking, for your deepest fears will float up and pop out of the blue, silly balloon man

-Gimmiko

WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK????????? stay away from me man i’m scared

[balloon-hater]

balloons are so fun and silly, how do you feel about balloons? :D

EXPLODE.

[balloon-hater]

@balloon-anon

yeah

[balloon-hater]

what was your wife’s name

Marthaline.