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@hermeeshohoho
Having a transphobic and extremely religious mom as a trans person IS A LIVING FUCKING NIGHTMARE
This woman is already trying to get rid of my binders but thankfully stopped because my ally dad stopped her.
She is trying to get rid of my alt and masc clothes, OMGGGGGGG
Everyone, please pretend I’m getting cancelled, I wanna laugh.
Please do it..
CHECK OUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S [and me, though I don’t use the account much] TIKTOK HOT STUFF
SHE HAS GREAT THINGS THERE.
Everyone, please pretend I’m getting cancelled, I wanna laugh.
I might post a poem later
Fellas, if you have a girlfriend, tell her horror stories and facts before she sleeps and stare at her while she sleeps.
I, yesterday, let my maiden sleep in my house and I tucked her to bed with blankets and panic! At the disco songs playing as lullabies, as we are cuddling but she still isn’t asleep, I told her many great facts I know like:
“I believe Cannibalism is a form of romantic expression to your partner, just like how animals mark their mates.”
“Maggots eat eachother.”
“The dancing plague wasn’t dancing, it was actually uncontrollable trembling, shaking, clapping, and swinging, some say it could be a seizure pandemic.”
“Frankenstein's monster was indeed beautiful, but too physically beautiful that he is that he is considered ugly and deformed, just like how ai is like this.”
“The future is gonna be 1984 and I have no mouth and I must scream.”
And she NEVER yawned this loudly that I had to hold her tightly before she fell asleep in my arms!
I’m not a clown, I’m a jester.
Clowns make fun of themselves, jesters make fun of others.
It angers me when some peasant calls me a clown.
WELL, THEN GABERIAL, MAYBE IF THY NOT MADE A FOOL OF HIMSELF TRIPPING OVER A BREAD IN THE FIELDS, MAYBE I WOULD'VE BEEN MERCIFUL WITH MY PRIVILEGES, SHOULD I!?
Cis men are jealous of me because the moment I’ll fully transition, I’ll pick my own size for my python.
Lmao, cry about it.
I forgot this app exists.
My bad, people.
Can I talk about how much I HATE epic?
Oh.
Can i ask you... why are you saying that? Or ts just a joke? :>
Alright, bro, listen up, if you like epic, that’s fine👍👍
1. No accuracy to the myths, I get it that Greek mythology is very broad and every interpretation is valid, but I grew up in the Mediterranean as Turk [with Greek heritage and grew up with Greek culture] and none of the characters in epic is portrayed accurately. Odysseus is actually alot more arrogant and cunning in the odyssey and I want to see that in the musical but I felt disappointed. About the portrayal of Zeus, it’s shocking and even offensive to me that he is so arrogant and prideful in epic when literal HUBRIS is something every god hates, I’m not saying he should be portrayed as a good guy, but atleast people working on it give him atleast decency because he promised ATHENA THAT HE WOULDN'T HURT HER.
2. The fandom's disrespect towards the religion, I am a Hermes worshipper for over 5 years and I have to admit, that this account was originally created to be a Hermes roleplay blog, but separate the religious Hermes from the fandom Hermes, the way most fans and roleplay accounts would interact with helpols is GENUINELY INSANE, because this is genuinely a punch in the face, even 15 yr old me [aka my Hermes roleplay account phase] discussed this problem only to get attacked, which this is another problem, harassment, I know it’s a issue within every fandom but I was almost DOXXED FOR SPEAKING OUT.
3. My girlfriend's discomfort, the reason why I quitted because my girlfriend Sarah was constantly facing racism, creeps, sexism, and even one person manipulating her in the fandom that she had to quit and delete her TikTok account because she was scared, I do not want to be associated with a fandom that hurt my loved ones.
4. Historical inaccuracies, every where I go, there will never be a accurate Bronze Age/Mycenaean Period when the odyssey was taken place in Mycenaean Greece, it isn’t an issue but it bugs me as someone who's cultures is constantly changing over and over to fit westerners' egos and being told that it isn’t cultural appropriation.
5. In general, it was terrible, I don’t blame anyone who worked in epic especially Jorge, because no one can control their fandom, I’d also not know how to deal with a fandom that normalized darkships and misogyny, but Jorge and his team should’ve went to Greeks or experts, even searched in Greek Reporter in general to make a musical about an epic that belongs to a culture that was constantly colonized and misunderstood.
I forgot this app exists.
My bad, people.
Can I talk about how much I HATE epic?
“My chemicals are NOT a disaster, they are completely fine.”
Also my chemicals:
I'll drink them all.
I'd never thought I would meet a test subject besides Sarah but.. yeah, hello.
HELLO! I am definitely the best test subject for any mad scientist, surgeon, or random scientist in the basement!
…
Why, hello there, best test subject, I see that you are a very eager and enthusiastic about a subject [not that there is anything wrong with it, just that it’s surprising since post would run away from me unlike my darling Sarah], while I am a beginner at science and many recommend to not into any trouble, I will indeed get into trouble.
I'll be busy for a while before testing you, but I will let you know that I’m very curious about the human reactions, human responses, human body and insides, religion, dissecting, chemicals, and alters, afterall.. a brilliant one said “man is not one but two.” That aspired me, so if I had time, I’ll try to test you since my darling muse is very exhausted.
“My chemicals are NOT a disaster, they are completely fine.”
Also my chemicals:
I'll drink them all.
I'd never thought I would meet a test subject besides Sarah but.. yeah, hello.
“My chemicals are NOT a disaster, they are completely fine.”
Also my chemicals:
reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing
I can handle this but my girlfriend won’t because she’s unfortunately autistic, so yeah, I’m praying for the best👍👍
Fellas, if you hate someone.
Do it in the Victorian way, call them whatever synonyms of hideous.
And if you’re feeling REALLY petty, call them any synonyms of short.
If you have a god complex, say how better you are than them.
That WILL make them cry.
Wait what now?
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2 DAYS BEFORE HER BIRTHDAY! HOLY SHIT.
