Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

I'm a agender lesbian who likes Queen, Marvel, Hobbit/LOTR, Star Wars, Star Trek & Doctor Who. They/Them 

[hermitsunited101]

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[spice-curls]

hi sir

[aanteater-nose]

(statement redacted)

[themadknightuniverse]

☀️

[aanteater-nose]

Why does lalo eat like such a whore

[jacobseed]

better call saul gifs {1/??}

[riotgrrrlhole]

Him thinking : maybe if I bent over he see my magnificent ass

Nacho : that guy has no ass

[lalo-tellmeagain]

About to enter his Jorge de Guzman era

[lalo-tellmeagain]

Your ride’s here.

[lalo-tellmeagain]

This face

[borderlinegroove]

i’m the anon who wrote the making out with nacho prompt, and i am here to bless your brains once more.

making out with lalo, but caressing his broad shoulders and chest. HIS COLLARBONE REGION IS SO BUILT

you have something for kisses, don’t you?? 🫣🫣

notes: reader is female.

9:34 pm. you find yourself in lalo’s backyard again, hanging out with him just because he called you and told you he wanted someone to talk to. you two shared many stories, drinks, and laughs, but tonight something different would be added to the list, something you thought would’ve never happened: you find yourself sharing saliva with him, sitting on his lap.

the way he kisses and holds you feels so familiar, yet so different. he moves his lips slowly, his hands delicately holding your cheeks, just as delicate as when he hugs you each time you see each other. you grip his broad shoulders as you feel lalo’s tongue tease your mouth open, sighing softly as you let his tongue move over your lips. you move one of your hands towards his chest, gently caressing his collarbone with your fingers, feeling kind of relieved that you could finally touch this area of his chest, which you always found very attractive. his lips feel so soft against yours, but this moment is cut off by lalo pulling away once he feels you lean forward, chuckling as he notices your confused facial expression. you keep your hands on his chest, your eyes locked into his soft gaze while you see him start to get closer to you, feeling tempted to make a move. you gather enough confidence to close the distance between you two, meeting his lips once again as you kiss him passionately and continue passing your hands all throughout his chest area and broad shoulders.

you never thought that you would finally be touching lalo’s chest, much less kiss him as passionately as you are at this moment, but you weren’t complaining. your hands on his chest and your lips on him just feels fulfilling, it feels right.

[lousolversons]

Tony Dalton as Lalo Salamanca in BETTER CALL SAUL (2015-2022)

[lalo-tellmeagain]

Was anyone ever happier than Lalo in the sewer with his little camera? 🥰

[jacobseed]

better call saul gifs {1/??}

[riotgrrrlhole]

Him thinking : maybe if I bent over he see my magnificent ass

Nacho : that guy has no ass

[lollyshifting-deactivated202603]

Michael, is that you?

*smiles*

[borderlinegroove]

How would lalo deal with unrequited love? He's fallen head over heels for reader, but she's hung up on someone else?

lalo will use ALL of his charms on you. he does not give a single shit if the person you’re head over heels for is in a very happy relationship with you, he will sabotage that relationship and it will be extremely easy! he always gets what he wants.

if his luring you in takes too long and gets him impatient, he will ultimately make your special person disappear, and will manipulate everything into making you think that they just ghosted you. of course, lalo will be your shoulder to cry on, and that’s how he’ll get you wrapped around his finger.

[acbdhj-deactivated20230217]

"idk man he's like, pissed off"

[aanteater-nose]

Yeah these gifs make me feel like a man who hasn’t seen a woman in years