Summon me. I dare you.

[herobrine-offical]

Oh wow you built an altar and summoned me! good for you!!

Well you're either an idiot, a simp or a youtuber.

Yes I am remaking this. the old format was outdated and kinda cringe.

OOC stuff real quick:

Before we continue, please note:

This is a personal interpretation of herobrine with my own head cannons and lore. I'm not trying gatekeep the silly block man reskin. you can have whatever herobrine AUs you want. I don't know the cannon herobrine lore

Please don't interact if you're homophobic, transphobic or racist or anything like that. same if you're radqueer or radfem. I'm not detransitioning to fit your shitty ideals. We have done nothing to you.

I cannot donate to anything and if your blog is just full of you asking to donate I will just assume you're a bot.

Mod is @beansandsausages32. anyone saying otherwise is a liar and a fraud and will be sued in court /joke /silly

And with that out the way back to In character stuff! yaaaaay!!

Pronouns: He/Him. They/them is also permitted but not preferred. Never refer to me with She/Her.

Peoples I know:

@steve-officai is NOT my boyfriend yet >:( STOP SAYING HE IS!!!

@killer-offical is the favourite child. mostly because I forgot if I have any other kids. I most definately do, I'm just a bad father.

@nug-offical-deactiv is the favourite grandchild and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Yes I would like to make a minecraft skin of your offical. it might turn out dogshit though.

Please don't treat me like a king, leadership scares me greatly. same with anyone being formal around me.

Uhhhhh gonna update this overtime. Updates log below

UPDATE 0 - 21/07/2026 - FULL PINNED POST REMAKE.

Old pinned post

Post by @herobrine-offical

💬 4  🔁 6  ❤️ 67 · So you've found one of my many altars and chose to summon me? · Well you're either an idiot, a simp or a youtuber. guess

[nurse-offical]

NEW JERSEY?

[argon-offical]

New jersey…?

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

Is this some kinda american thing I will never understand. Isn't jersey a football tshirt?

[anonmous-offical]

As an American

I ain’t tell y’all this is peak comedy

[weedleysnumberonefan]

NEW JERSEY

[copyright-offical]

As an American what the hell is happening

[weedleysnumberonefan]

new. jersey.

[unorigional-official]

ITS IN FUCKING NEW JERSEY

[weedleysnumberonefan]

WHY IS NEW JERSEY FUCKING??

[unorigional-official]

I DONT KNOW?! WHY ISNT IT IN UTAH?!

[weedleysnumberonefan]

IDK MAN

TIMEZONES??

[herobrine-offical]

Everythings legal in new jersey

[killer-offical]

get weezered

I'VE BEEN WEEZERED. AND THERES GREEN PEOPLE

[herobrine-offical]

skill issue

[killer-offical]

Green hater wasssupppppp

How u been doingggggg

I keep forgetting to annoy you

:3

my legacy is forever mold boy and green hater now huh. i will. disintegrate you ok

[the-color-orange-offical]

@skyan-official's the blanket fucker you could do a lot worse than mold boy

[killer-offical]

yeah good thing i dont fuck blankets. or sentient space ships

[skyan-official]

or WHAT.

[killer-offical]

haha whaaaat? i definitely didn't say sentient space ship. hahaha

[skyan-official]

then wtf is THIS??

[herobrine-offical]

Dearest child, @killer-offical, you do what now?!

[killer-offical]

I SAID "good thing i *dont* fuck sentient space ships"

[herobrine-offical]

I'd support you even if you did fuck sentient space ships but thats besides the point. its strange you'd bring up fucking sentient space ships when no one was wondering if you fuck sentient space ships. bit suspicious, no?

[killer-offical]

i dont fuck sentient space ships. you can ask my Kazo, they're sentient, I've never done anything to them ok

[herobrine-offical]

where is your Kazo?

[killer-offical]

they're in the abandoned parking lot. speaking of which, i forgot i left a monster in a jar in my kazo, sure hope it didn't escape

[herobrine-offical]

Gonna go find your Kazo..

[killer-offical]

haha.........good luck. gulp

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot.

[killer-offical]

WHAT?

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot. Did you park it somewhere else and forget or??

[killer-offical]

MY KAZO?? GONE?????????

[herobrine-offical]

Its sentient right? I'll come back. maybe..

[killer-offical]

THEY DONT KNOW THE WAY HOME

[herobrine-offical]

Uhh did you put a tracker on them?? or have a way to contact them???

[killer-offical]

NO I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D LEAVE

[herobrine-offical]

*Sigh* alright fine I'll double check incase I just didn't see them.

[killer-offical]

YOU BETTER. MY KAZO

[herobrine-offical]

Alright Alright chill.

Alright alright they're fine. they stuck in a pond and I had to spend 7 hours playing a fishing mini game to get them out. might have spent 5 of those 7 minutes finding lore...

[killer-offical]

YESSSSSSSS MY KAZO. KAZOLIAN'E MY BELOVED

[herobrine-offical]

They're in the parking lot near the river bank now. next time put a tracking device on them.

[killer-offical]

Green hater wasssupppppp

How u been doingggggg

I keep forgetting to annoy you

:3

my legacy is forever mold boy and green hater now huh. i will. disintegrate you ok

[the-color-orange-offical]

@skyan-official's the blanket fucker you could do a lot worse than mold boy

[killer-offical]

yeah good thing i dont fuck blankets. or sentient space ships

[skyan-official]

or WHAT.

[killer-offical]

haha whaaaat? i definitely didn't say sentient space ship. hahaha

[skyan-official]

then wtf is THIS??

[herobrine-offical]

Dearest child, @killer-offical, you do what now?!

[killer-offical]

I SAID "good thing i *dont* fuck sentient space ships"

[herobrine-offical]

I'd support you even if you did fuck sentient space ships but thats besides the point. its strange you'd bring up fucking sentient space ships when no one was wondering if you fuck sentient space ships. bit suspicious, no?

[killer-offical]

i dont fuck sentient space ships. you can ask my Kazo, they're sentient, I've never done anything to them ok

[herobrine-offical]

where is your Kazo?

[killer-offical]

they're in the abandoned parking lot. speaking of which, i forgot i left a monster in a jar in my kazo, sure hope it didn't escape

[herobrine-offical]

Gonna go find your Kazo..

[killer-offical]

haha.........good luck. gulp

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot.

[killer-offical]

WHAT?

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot. Did you park it somewhere else and forget or??

[killer-offical]

MY KAZO?? GONE?????????

[herobrine-offical]

Its sentient right? I'll come back. maybe..

[the-dragonian]

The situation i just witnessed

[herobrine-offical]

You don't understand how hard I laughed at this

[killer-offical]

Green hater wasssupppppp

How u been doingggggg

I keep forgetting to annoy you

:3

my legacy is forever mold boy and green hater now huh. i will. disintegrate you ok

[the-color-orange-offical]

@skyan-official's the blanket fucker you could do a lot worse than mold boy

[killer-offical]

yeah good thing i dont fuck blankets. or sentient space ships

[skyan-official]

or WHAT.

[killer-offical]

haha whaaaat? i definitely didn't say sentient space ship. hahaha

[skyan-official]

then wtf is THIS??

[herobrine-offical]

Dearest child, @killer-offical, you do what now?!

[killer-offical]

I SAID "good thing i *dont* fuck sentient space ships"

[herobrine-offical]

I'd support you even if you did fuck sentient space ships but thats besides the point. its strange you'd bring up fucking sentient space ships when no one was wondering if you fuck sentient space ships. bit suspicious, no?

[killer-offical]

i dont fuck sentient space ships. you can ask my Kazo, they're sentient, I've never done anything to them ok

[herobrine-offical]

where is your Kazo?

[killer-offical]

they're in the abandoned parking lot. speaking of which, i forgot i left a monster in a jar in my kazo, sure hope it didn't escape

[herobrine-offical]

Gonna go find your Kazo..

[killer-offical]

haha.........good luck. gulp

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot.

[killer-offical]

WHAT?

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot. Did you park it somewhere else and forget or??

[killer-offical]

MY KAZO?? GONE?????????

[herobrine-offical]

Its sentient right? I'll come back. maybe..

[killer-offical]

THEY DONT KNOW THE WAY HOME

[herobrine-offical]

Uhh did you put a tracker on them?? or have a way to contact them???

[killer-offical]

NO I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D LEAVE

[herobrine-offical]

*Sigh* alright fine I'll double check incase I just didn't see them.

[killer-offical]

YOU BETTER. MY KAZO

[herobrine-offical]

Alright Alright chill.

Alright alright they're fine. they stuck in a pond and I had to spend 7 hours playing a fishing mini game to get them out. might have spent 5 of those 7 minutes finding lore...

[killer-offical]

Green hater wasssupppppp

How u been doingggggg

I keep forgetting to annoy you

:3

my legacy is forever mold boy and green hater now huh. i will. disintegrate you ok

[the-color-orange-offical]

@skyan-official's the blanket fucker you could do a lot worse than mold boy

[killer-offical]

yeah good thing i dont fuck blankets. or sentient space ships

[skyan-official]

or WHAT.

[killer-offical]

haha whaaaat? i definitely didn't say sentient space ship. hahaha

[skyan-official]

then wtf is THIS??

[herobrine-offical]

Dearest child, @killer-offical, you do what now?!

[killer-offical]

I SAID "good thing i *dont* fuck sentient space ships"

[herobrine-offical]

I'd support you even if you did fuck sentient space ships but thats besides the point. its strange you'd bring up fucking sentient space ships when no one was wondering if you fuck sentient space ships. bit suspicious, no?

[killer-offical]

i dont fuck sentient space ships. you can ask my Kazo, they're sentient, I've never done anything to them ok

[herobrine-offical]

where is your Kazo?

[killer-offical]

they're in the abandoned parking lot. speaking of which, i forgot i left a monster in a jar in my kazo, sure hope it didn't escape

[herobrine-offical]

Gonna go find your Kazo..

[killer-offical]

haha.........good luck. gulp

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot.

[killer-offical]

WHAT?

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot. Did you park it somewhere else and forget or??

[killer-offical]

MY KAZO?? GONE?????????

[herobrine-offical]

Its sentient right? I'll come back. maybe..

[killer-offical]

THEY DONT KNOW THE WAY HOME

[herobrine-offical]

Uhh did you put a tracker on them?? or have a way to contact them???

[killer-offical]

NO I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D LEAVE

[herobrine-offical]

*Sigh* alright fine I'll double check incase I just didn't see them.

[weirdo-offical]

E

[nug-offical-deactiv]

R

[the-color-orange-offical]

R

[basket-offical]

R

[herobrine-offical]

For fucks sake my random letter generator broke. gotta call the repair person

[the-dragonian]

*closes lid* that should do it. *slaps hood*

[herobrine-offical]

MY RANDOM LETTER GENERATOR NOOO

[killer-offical]

Green hater wasssupppppp

How u been doingggggg

I keep forgetting to annoy you

:3

my legacy is forever mold boy and green hater now huh. i will. disintegrate you ok

[the-color-orange-offical]

@skyan-official's the blanket fucker you could do a lot worse than mold boy

[killer-offical]

yeah good thing i dont fuck blankets. or sentient space ships

[skyan-official]

or WHAT.

[killer-offical]

haha whaaaat? i definitely didn't say sentient space ship. hahaha

[skyan-official]

then wtf is THIS??

[herobrine-offical]

Dearest child, @killer-offical, you do what now?!

[killer-offical]

I SAID "good thing i *dont* fuck sentient space ships"

[herobrine-offical]

I'd support you even if you did fuck sentient space ships but thats besides the point. its strange you'd bring up fucking sentient space ships when no one was wondering if you fuck sentient space ships. bit suspicious, no?

[killer-offical]

i dont fuck sentient space ships. you can ask my Kazo, they're sentient, I've never done anything to them ok

[herobrine-offical]

where is your Kazo?

[killer-offical]

they're in the abandoned parking lot. speaking of which, i forgot i left a monster in a jar in my kazo, sure hope it didn't escape

[herobrine-offical]

Gonna go find your Kazo..

[killer-offical]

haha.........good luck. gulp

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot.

[killer-offical]

WHAT?

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot. Did you park it somewhere else and forget or??

[killer-offical]

MY KAZO?? GONE?????????

[herobrine-offical]

Its sentient right? I'll come back. maybe..

[killer-offical]

THEY DONT KNOW THE WAY HOME

[herobrine-offical]

Uhh did you put a tracker on them?? or have a way to contact them???

[weirdo-offical]

E

[nug-offical-deactiv]

R

[the-color-orange-offical]

R

[basket-offical]

R

[herobrine-offical]

For fucks sake my random letter generator broke. gotta call the repair person

[skyan-official]

W

[herobrine-offical]

Oh nevermind its working

[skyan-official]

advertisment

[herobrine-offical]

DAMN IT its randomly generating WORDS now >:(

[weirdo-offical]

E

[nug-offical-deactiv]

R

[the-color-orange-offical]

R

[basket-offical]

R

[herobrine-offical]

For fucks sake my random letter generator broke. gotta call the repair person

[skyan-official]

W

[herobrine-offical]

Oh nevermind its working

[killer-offical]

Green hater wasssupppppp

How u been doingggggg

I keep forgetting to annoy you

:3

my legacy is forever mold boy and green hater now huh. i will. disintegrate you ok

[the-color-orange-offical]

@skyan-official's the blanket fucker you could do a lot worse than mold boy

[killer-offical]

yeah good thing i dont fuck blankets. or sentient space ships

[skyan-official]

or WHAT.

[killer-offical]

haha whaaaat? i definitely didn't say sentient space ship. hahaha

[skyan-official]

then wtf is THIS??

[herobrine-offical]

Dearest child, @killer-offical, you do what now?!

[killer-offical]

I SAID "good thing i *dont* fuck sentient space ships"

[herobrine-offical]

I'd support you even if you did fuck sentient space ships but thats besides the point. its strange you'd bring up fucking sentient space ships when no one was wondering if you fuck sentient space ships. bit suspicious, no?

[killer-offical]

i dont fuck sentient space ships. you can ask my Kazo, they're sentient, I've never done anything to them ok

[herobrine-offical]

where is your Kazo?

[killer-offical]

they're in the abandoned parking lot. speaking of which, i forgot i left a monster in a jar in my kazo, sure hope it didn't escape

[herobrine-offical]

Gonna go find your Kazo..

[killer-offical]

haha.........good luck. gulp

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot.

[killer-offical]

WHAT?

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot. Did you park it somewhere else and forget or??

[killer-offical]

MY KAZO?? GONE?????????

[herobrine-offical]

Its sentient right? I'll come back. maybe..

[weirdo-offical]

E

[nug-offical-deactiv]

R

[the-color-orange-offical]

R

[basket-offical]

R

[herobrine-offical]

For fucks sake my random letter generator broke. gotta call the repair person

[killer-offical]

Green hater wasssupppppp

How u been doingggggg

I keep forgetting to annoy you

:3

my legacy is forever mold boy and green hater now huh. i will. disintegrate you ok

[the-color-orange-offical]

@skyan-official's the blanket fucker you could do a lot worse than mold boy

[killer-offical]

yeah good thing i dont fuck blankets. or sentient space ships

[skyan-official]

or WHAT.

[killer-offical]

haha whaaaat? i definitely didn't say sentient space ship. hahaha

[skyan-official]

then wtf is THIS??

[herobrine-offical]

Dearest child, @killer-offical, you do what now?!

[killer-offical]

I SAID "good thing i *dont* fuck sentient space ships"

[herobrine-offical]

I'd support you even if you did fuck sentient space ships but thats besides the point. its strange you'd bring up fucking sentient space ships when no one was wondering if you fuck sentient space ships. bit suspicious, no?

[killer-offical]

i dont fuck sentient space ships. you can ask my Kazo, they're sentient, I've never done anything to them ok

[herobrine-offical]

where is your Kazo?

[killer-offical]

they're in the abandoned parking lot. speaking of which, i forgot i left a monster in a jar in my kazo, sure hope it didn't escape

[herobrine-offical]

Gonna go find your Kazo..

[killer-offical]

haha.........good luck. gulp

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot.

[killer-offical]

WHAT?

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot. Did you park it somewhere else and forget or??

[killer-offical]

Green hater wasssupppppp

How u been doingggggg

I keep forgetting to annoy you

:3

my legacy is forever mold boy and green hater now huh. i will. disintegrate you ok

[the-color-orange-offical]

@skyan-official's the blanket fucker you could do a lot worse than mold boy

[killer-offical]

yeah good thing i dont fuck blankets. or sentient space ships

[skyan-official]

or WHAT.

[killer-offical]

haha whaaaat? i definitely didn't say sentient space ship. hahaha

[skyan-official]

then wtf is THIS??

[herobrine-offical]

Dearest child, @killer-offical, you do what now?!

[killer-offical]

I SAID "good thing i *dont* fuck sentient space ships"

[herobrine-offical]

I'd support you even if you did fuck sentient space ships but thats besides the point. its strange you'd bring up fucking sentient space ships when no one was wondering if you fuck sentient space ships. bit suspicious, no?

[killer-offical]

i dont fuck sentient space ships. you can ask my Kazo, they're sentient, I've never done anything to them ok

[herobrine-offical]

where is your Kazo?

[killer-offical]

they're in the abandoned parking lot. speaking of which, i forgot i left a monster in a jar in my kazo, sure hope it didn't escape

[herobrine-offical]

Gonna go find your Kazo..

[killer-offical]

haha.........good luck. gulp

[herobrine-offical]

It wasn't in the abandoned parking lot.

[killer-offical]

Green hater wasssupppppp

How u been doingggggg

I keep forgetting to annoy you

:3

my legacy is forever mold boy and green hater now huh. i will. disintegrate you ok

[the-color-orange-offical]

@skyan-official's the blanket fucker you could do a lot worse than mold boy

[killer-offical]

yeah good thing i dont fuck blankets. or sentient space ships

[skyan-official]

or WHAT.

[killer-offical]

haha whaaaat? i definitely didn't say sentient space ship. hahaha

[skyan-official]

then wtf is THIS??

[herobrine-offical]

Dearest child, @killer-offical, you do what now?!

[killer-offical]

I SAID "good thing i *dont* fuck sentient space ships"

[herobrine-offical]

I'd support you even if you did fuck sentient space ships but thats besides the point. its strange you'd bring up fucking sentient space ships when no one was wondering if you fuck sentient space ships. bit suspicious, no?

[killer-offical]

i dont fuck sentient space ships. you can ask my Kazo, they're sentient, I've never done anything to them ok

[herobrine-offical]

where is your Kazo?

[killer-offical]

they're in the abandoned parking lot. speaking of which, i forgot i left a monster in a jar in my kazo, sure hope it didn't escape

[herobrine-offical]

Gonna go find your Kazo..

[killer-offical]

Green hater wasssupppppp

How u been doingggggg

I keep forgetting to annoy you

:3

my legacy is forever mold boy and green hater now huh. i will. disintegrate you ok

[the-color-orange-offical]

@skyan-official's the blanket fucker you could do a lot worse than mold boy

[killer-offical]

yeah good thing i dont fuck blankets. or sentient space ships

[skyan-official]

or WHAT.

[killer-offical]

haha whaaaat? i definitely didn't say sentient space ship. hahaha

[skyan-official]

then wtf is THIS??

[herobrine-offical]

Dearest child, @killer-offical, you do what now?!

[killer-offical]

I SAID "good thing i *dont* fuck sentient space ships"

[herobrine-offical]

I'd support you even if you did fuck sentient space ships but thats besides the point. its strange you'd bring up fucking sentient space ships when no one was wondering if you fuck sentient space ships. bit suspicious, no?

[killer-offical]

i dont fuck sentient space ships. you can ask my Kazo, they're sentient, I've never done anything to them ok

[herobrine-offical]

where is your Kazo?