Your Favourite Elliot

Hi I'm Elliot J. Shitpost and I post whatever I feel like when I have things to post

[elliotisover]

big iron man

My magnum opus

[elliotisover]

when I was first told about ice it was by my friend who described it as "modern day Nazis" and I think that was a good way of putting it

[miawasthere]

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

[darlingdemonic]

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

[momoka-angelz]

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

[cgsdraws]

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[th3deadmanwalking]

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

[dinosaur-offical]

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

[wolfdog-offical]

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

[bugthehyena]

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

[phantomofthemountain]

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

[seafoamwave]

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

[liminal-therianthropy]

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

[theemeralddragonking]

Dragons DO NOT support ICE

[awakened-void-deity]

Eldrich deities DO NOT support ICE

[man-offical]

men DO NOT support ICE ok?

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*smoke detectors DO NOT support ICE*

*BEEP BEEP!!*

[boiling-with-rage]

EUCLYDIANS DO NOT SUPPORT ICE !!!!

[defendsbadfictionalpeople]

Caribou do not support ICE!!

[dollybitezz]

Canines of any kind DO NOT support ICE

[purewhimsicality]

magical girls and plurals and jirais and menheras DO NOT support ice.

[rennylareddisonkennedy]

Renny & Reddison do NOT support ice or anything connected to it ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[nothottopic]

Hedgehogs do not support ICE

[ethanwintersiscool]

Ethan Winters does not support ice

[karl-heisenberg-official]

Lord Heisenberg does not support ice

[therealjuliekirn]

Miss Julie Kirn does not support ice.

[aihatohato]

pigeons do not support ice.

[aruhiyaidol]

Idols do not support ice!!!

[sakisleonidz]

composers do not support ice!

this autocorrected to ive and i nearly cried

[mafuyu-is-still-empty]

Vocalists DO NOT support ice >:c

[pest1c1dez]

Fawns do not support ice!

When i originally reblogged this my msg was removed...

[petal-ponyxx]

puppy unicorn fawn fruit bat angels do not support I.C.E!!!!!!!

[elliotisover]

Elliot's do not support ice

[cassowary24]

My Tumblr is showing me posts from the flowery fan club. It knows how much I hate him but Tumblr also knows I can't say anything in the comments on those posts. I wanna set flowery on fire and roast marshmallows on his corpse.

[wildspamtonfan]

WE dont believe you. jim jarona over here

[cassowary24]

Really? I've posted two things on this.

[wildspamtonfan]

really. youve commented jarona like 11 times

[cassowary24]

Yeah, cause it pisses you off and it's funny. Also the Flowery Hate Club says it's ok.

[wildspamtonfan]

fake flowery haters </3 REAL flowery haters know that the voice clips are the worst thing about him

[vxnom100]

JARONA!!!

Also I believe that it is quite funny to use his voice lines and that there is no problem with doing so if you hate him!

[cassowary24]

EXACTLY! This guy gets it!

[wildspamtonfan]

this guy is mad stinky willow WHAT are you doing here im TRYING to be a massive hater over here

[cassowary24]

And you're failing. Get good i guess.

[elliotisover]

I don't think you can really fail to be a hater unless you like the thing you're meant to be hating on so I think you need to get good I guess

[aro-ace-culture-is]

aroace culture is watching allo people ship one of the ONLY ace/aro character in media with the excuse that "aro/ace people can still date/have sex!" and wanting to scream.

like wtf??? stop mansplaining my own identity to me so you can make that character fit your allo needs!! you have so many characters dude, let me have this one.

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[aro-ace-culture-is]

Aroace culture is wanting to beat amatonormative phrases like "just friends" and "more than friends" like a pinata because fuck amatonormativity.

(When I originally submitted this, I was meaning to say "amatonormativity/allonormativity/compulsory sexuality")

[elliotisover]

musicalmaxxing

[elliotisover]

when I said I was ok with them doing masculine makeup I did NOT fucking mean I wanted them to give me fake facial hair who the fuck is that no no no

[elliotisover]

This is how you start a good conversation

[elliotisover]

my teeth are cold is a lie because they're not

[elliotisover]

being called Elliot -> being really cool -> everybody loves you fr

Beware of the pipeline

[elliotisover]

There's something I love about gunplay in Bethesda games. I don't know why but I love it and this is somewhat concerning

[elliotisover]

after playing deadlock for a solid 13 minutes I can confidently say I really like the character design and....

I'm really sacred because I still don't know what a moba is and I'm allergic to using search engines

[elliotisover]

I love it when YouTube messes up the thumbnails

[elliotisover]

Charlie and the chocolate factory (any adaptation but especially the Tim Burton one) is the most horrifying piece of media I have consumed and I doubt that will change

[elliotisover]

after seeing scenes from the Tim Burton one for the first time in years I think this is why I have anxiety because I don't feel safe anymore

[elliotisover]

Charlie and the chocolate factory (any adaptation but especially the Tim Burton one) is the most horrifying piece of media I have consumed and I doubt that will change

[aro-ace-culture-is]

Aroace culture is not understanding people who genuinely ship real people, especially without their consent. We have fictional characters, why ship actual people who aren't even into each other like that?

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[elliotisover]

You guys aren't ready for ElliotIsUnder