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thegodofdecay replied to your post: thegodofdecay replied to your post “th...
Welll…. Haha I don’t have morals anyways so what the hell? Alright. What opinion would you like to have?
MAH OLD ASSHOLE BEST FRIEND OPINION, AH WANT IT BACK!
thegodofdecay replied to your post “thegodofdecay replied to your post: thegodofdecay replied to your post...”
I've added you to my list. I should be able to make a potion for you to nullify those symptoms. I'm afraid your opinion about the person won't change however.... unless you want me to make something a little more dangerous for someone your age...
AH'LL TAKE TH'DANGER, GIMME TH'DANGER, AH CAN TAKE IT!!!
thegodofdecay replied to your post: thegodofdecay replied to your post “th...
Alright. I’ll see what kind of spells I can whip up for you. Describe this crush to me. N.. not the person but the feeling.
Gehhhh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
Do Ah gotta? Eugh.
'S'got all that weird chest feelin's, like uh, tense an' heavy yet er... g'dammit how do Ah put it? It's like heavy AND light?? S'bullshit. An' stupid fuckin' thoughts, an' tongue tyin'- which takes a lot 'cause Ah'm fuckin' Nate, th'pro-a speakin' his mind- an' uh... Face gits hot? Like a fever an' shit. An' mah hands get all weary an' weak, which makes mah fuckin' static go nuts.
.... Er, an' mah brain goes all haywire, like these dumb focused thoughts over shit that won't go down, obviously.
So tell me, doc, can y'fix it?
thegodofdecay replied to your post “thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay replied to your post...”
Hmmm.... I shall consider it.
Consider faster, dang it! Ah'm dyin' here!!
thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay replied to your post “thegodofdecay...
I don’t want your soul anyway! I want objects.
Uuuuuh... We got access t'four massive killer robots? Well one-a them Ah sorta fried. Three.
thegodofdecay replied to your post “thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay replied to your...”
Preform your own black magic then.
GODDAMMIT, WHAT USE'RE YOU?!
IT AIN'T LIKE AH CAN GIVE Y'MAH SOUL OR NOTHIN'! AH SOLD THAT T'MURAMAKU FER A 3DS!
thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay...
You expect a god to work for free? Not money, I have plenty of that. What else do you have to offer me.
Errr...
Uh...
...Ah'm shruggin' here. Ah ain't got nuthin'. Ah can GIT junk, but Ah'm pretty much without. Like, Ah could steal from Laur, or Moronmaku, or any-a them like usual, but, uh...?
thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay...
What are you willing to pay me?
Augh frig, of course you'd ask. Whattaya want?
thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay...
Black magic? That’s a little MORE illegal I think… I don’t know much about your human laws.
Ah'll take it, gimme that, gimme aaaaaaaaaaaaaall-a that.
thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay replied to your post: Yo, Ah have an...
So?
G'dammit, no! There's gotta be sumpthin' else. Yer some g'danged god thing, you ain't got no real fixes??
speedywifi replied to your post: speedywifi replied to your post:Yo, Ah...
ewww!! that sounds icky!! go out and get REAL ice cream!! like..CREAMSICLES!!!!!!
Maybe Ah'll nab one-a Laur's boxes-a offbrand fudgesicles. She said she hated 'em so maybe she won't kill me fer tryin'.
thegodofdecay replied to your post: Yo, Ah have an honest issue. What kind...
Alcohol.
Ah'm 13 y'doofus! That shit ain't legal!!
speedywifi replied to your post:Yo, Ah have an honest issue. What kinda medicine...
THERE IS NO MEDICINE!!! the only medicine is..LOVE!!!!!! or ice cream!!!!!
Aw shit no don't say that crap
Any certain kinda ice cream, 'cause we got, th'hell is it, "rum raisin", and it sucks huge nut, an' Ah ain't eatin' that.
Yo, Ah have an honest issue.
What kinda medicine does it take t'git rid-a a, uh... whattayacallit. A crush? Yeah, can that be an over th'counter thing, or is it prescribed? Ah need t'know few uh... a friend? Yeah. Shit's reeeeeal contagious Ah hear.
Christ, it's like mah dash is a graveyard. An' not jus' because-a th'occasional dead dude postin' on it.
It's just real friggin' dead.
rewriteturbo replied to your post:Is it illegal t’kill someone over bad puns? If it...
Isn’t he already dead?
Ah'm shootin' two fer two!
thespianofcornerstone replied to your post:Is it illegal t’kill someone over bad puns? If it...
Oh yes both of those are definitely illegal. And truly /criminal/ to ruin your best friend’s face before his audition!
Nope, nuh uh, fuck you, bend down, Ah'm kickin' ya in th'fuckin' face.