House of Herp @herp-an-derp - Tumblr Blog

apparently porn bots are now hacking into in-use accounts (I’m assuming larger accounts) and posting while the blog owner is still active.

holy fuck.

why are staff so incompetent

rather than fixing their obviously very flawed code and development, they’re deciding to ban tits? fucking tits?

that being said, although it’s so unlikely this will happen to me, please know that it’s not me posting these links and photos. Please dont click on the links.

oh my god.

shadowfear-art

I’ll never post real porn or porn links, so pls tell me if I do!!

i-m-snek

Navis adult cage is done! Just gotta wait for the caulking to cure and it’ll be set up! I’ll be making a diy post on how to do affordable cages like this. This is a five foot cage and it costed us $140 to build. Normally five foot cages are $400 and up to build or buy so if you wanna spoil your snakes but don’t have a ton of money the how-to I’m writing may be for you! Only thing about these cages is out basically have to use a radiant heat panel as the heat source

piczeltv

We at Piczel.tv are sad to see Tumblr’s stance against NSFW artists, and would like to offer up our services as an alternative to Tumblr’s arbitrary shadowbans, deletions, and general stupidity.

We’re happy to host adult artists who are looking for a new place to call home, and are planning a few key upgrades and features.

Effectively immediately though, our gallery upload size restriction has been removed, to be likely raised to 10MB in the near future for non-premium users. As always, we support image sets, and don’t compress anything. Firstly, for those that have been using tumblr as a portfolio, you’ll need a way to download all of your art, if you don’t have backups somewhere else. We are planning a tool for Piczel.tv that will import zip files full of images, including titles and descriptions if we are able. Second, we’re planning the following upgrades to piczel in the coming weeks: 1. Bulk upload/import to your piczel.tv gallery 2. Gallery UI cleanup and improvements 3. Gallery performance improvements 4. Gallery comments with in line image and custom emote support 5. Site-wide PMs (in the vein of tumblr asks, but better) 6. Archive button for your piczel account Don’t forget to follow us on twitter, we may be deleted on the 17th with everyone else. Until then, we’ll make posts here to keep everyone in the loop Please consider reblogging this to help artists in need.

desvati

OwO what’s this

the-flannel

Hey Herp-n-Derp family! I know it’s been a while! My apologies fam. Theres been a lot going on the last year and more. We moved twice. Astrid passed away unexpectedly. And so much more has happened. So here’s a highlight reel of the pics I’ve taken recently(ish).

It was time to do some plant matnance. I hadnt relised just how much of the tank was being blocked by plant! Im sorry fishies!

#fish #fishtank #plants #aquarium

She knows when your taking her pic...

#Dahlia #ball python #royal python #snek #snake #python

final-roar

Hello!

I’m looking to rehome my cat, Sebastian due to my current housing situation. I don’t want to reveal too much about that but just know it’s out of my hands and I sincerely regret having to resort to this.

He lost his tail after seeking shelter in a car during the winter before I adopted him. His condition has been seen and worked on by a vet, and is pretty much as good as it’s going to get. However due to this he cannot jump and get on many high surfaces.

He does need a high-fiber diet. However he is a loving, wonderful cat who is just a big teddy bear.

Please, if you live in the Albuquerque New Mexico area, consider taking my cat in. You can message me on here for more info and pictures.

If you can’t, Would love it if you reblogged this and spread the word.

Over 1000!

Alright Herp-an-Derp family, we havent been on the ball like we should but i was doing a photo dump and checked our stars. We have over 1000 fallowers! Just wow! We havent even bun up and running all that long! We dont have anything spiffy for yall but our gratitude!