Average dude living inside your phone

He/him, 30

[flwrcrxwnlyon]

house tamagotchi house tamagotchi

[silasdrawsstuff]

Finished version!

After that scene I decided I needed an old trashy pulp version in my life.

[mirimalt]

Lucky ♤

[tazzakazza]

the ceo and the cowboy

[tolucalakke]

bobby apartment 🤤

[herrtentakeln]

[eldritchenthusiast]

Im learning to draw him through only the most sophisticated means I assure you

[rochenn]

What if the real fairytale was killing the dragons guarding the tower, climbing to the very top and waking the princess from eternal slumber all along. Assuming the princess is another 200yo cunt and you outsourced the "knight in shining armor" job to a different guy

[spectralish]

messy messy

[nightlydisease]

[sosorryjack]

This was made quick uhh they kinda go hard

[spacefreak1]

Oh whatever... 🚬

[herrtentakeln]

I made Mr. House's shirt and I took a picture in the bathroom

[brvschett]

hello bioshock comunity

sandweueeuu

[sinceregalaxy]

petition to call the cooper howard/robert house/bobby apartment throuple ship “cooplex” (cooper + duplex)

[saggyhorse]

[ghouseceo-deactivated20260118]

what if u were a disgraced actor with a failing marriage and u went to vegas under orders 2 kill the richest man in america n it's the fag that looked at ur dick in the toilet n u realize this little shit has been stalking u for like a decade prolly 🥰 #meetcute