[tealmoth]

No offense but *coughs into a white cloth, then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it is spotted with blood, foreshadowing my tragic death by tuberculosis at the ending of the film*

[breadonearth]

my sunset collection (by Joanne Liu)

[dirty--diary]

I have never related to something more in my LIFE

[snapsicle]

dont fucking bother me i’ll be in my room destroying traditional american values

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

[fleurdemeth]

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

[heartfeltdelight]

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

[antimony-ore]

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

[antimony-ore]

Y'all take too long

[albertserra]

straight women kissing other women to feel fun and sexy and #empowered vs. straight men not wanting to be caught dead with their lips anywhere near another man: fight

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

why would they fight they’re dating and calling me slurs behind my back together 

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

They fight because they’re dating and don’t know how to do healthy relationships in any context

[grendelmenz-deactivated20200929]

Joan of Arc

[dumini]

alleycat gives unsolicited advice

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

i say this like once a month but modern artemis would absolutely be a country butch lesbian wearing aviator shades and a messy ponytail and a camo jacket and hunting boots, she’s in a bigass silver truck with a deer skull mounted on the front, she’s got her gold shotgun next to her and there’s like 10 girls in the back of the truck with beers and she’s doing donuts in the bass pro shops parking lot blasting like dixie chicks

[bpdvanillaice]

one full month ago over dinner my mother kept talking about how they were gonna make a “cats film with idris elba where they cgi the human faces over the bodies” and i told her “mom, you got confused reading the press release, that’s definitely not a movie that they’re making,” like a kind daughter, not googling anything, not anticipating that she was Cassandra and that i would be left mourning the ashes of Troy in four short weeks

[bumbleshark]

dont talk to me unless youre lgbt, a mild tacobell sauce packet, or the mummy ride from orlando studios florida,

[phislilium]

And if im all three?

[bumbleshark]

[gauntletqueen]

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

[lesbianralzarek]

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

[chirpchirpmuahaha]

none of the lannister siblings are Good People-tm, you’re just supposed to pick the one you’d most wanna do shots with and support them ride-or-die style

[northern-lesbian]

I hope every lesbian who grew up being told that lesbian was a bad word finds peace and comfort and pride in the knowledge that lesbian is a good wonderful word with a deep rich meaning and history

[buckywlson]

I can be whoever I want. I can feel however I want. Women are such strong, powerful leaders, and a lot of the time, we play it silent. Maybe you’re not perfect, but you’re willing to actually look at yourself and take some kind of accountability.

[pipasyrup]

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel