Not as think as you drunk I am

24. Stockholm, Sweden. Activist, Gerard Way fan, feminist, bookworm and bunny owner .

[thursday]

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

[chodeboy]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[obviousplant]

Lonely People Holding Cats

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[femestella]

[the-knights-who-say-book]

i may have flaws as a person but at least i have good taste in books according to me

[baracknobama]

plans for 2014

care less about everything

get hot

sleep

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

[puppy95]

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[serotnin]

me: *suddenly has tears running down cheeks*

ppl: …….are u ok???

me: yeah this just kind of happens sometimes haha ha

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[thaibrator]

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[camf825]

[nudityandnerdery]

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

[brainstatic]

Best literary analysis ever.

[turnways]

Slenderman isnt scary I see tall white twinks all the time

[botanize]