Hetalia Rarepair Hell

Hetalia? In this economy? It's more likely than you'd think. I'm an adult called Blue. SALS, Dl;DR, YKISNK believer

[heta-micronomics]

Intro post take #3, in the voice of Chubbyemu: a preteen latched onto a gijinka'd WW2 sea fort. This is what happened a decade later.

➣ Cliff Notes Summary

Sealand is a pet rock I do with as I please. Great for me; horrid for him. Assume all Seaposting puts him physically 17-19, pushing his birthday to WW2. His growth spurt took about a month. It was not pleasant.

If I specify he's younger, it's usually to look at physical/mental age discrepancy as a kind of body and psych horror. It makes me ill.

SeaCan, SeaChelles, and CanSeaChelles make my heart happy. (Again, aged-up).

I think about Hima's tank/plane/ship sketches daily.

I'm very autistic about Maunsell forts. Many headcanons build on niche history and seem random, but I'm working on some meta to tie it together, and I swear it makes sense with context. Probably. Hopefully.

Everything is nationverse by default, but I use human and nation names interchangeably.

I worldbuild nation culture/physiology through a speculative biology lens, and some of it's admittedly batshit, but it's mostly for personal background reference.

Under Cut: Limits, WIPs, Tags, & Related Accounts

➣ What I (usually) Won't Engage With

SeaLat. Not flexible at all.

England nsfw. Semi-flexible for ship art, but it's uncommon.

Kodocon. I touch on intense sexual trauma themes, including CSA, but all consensual smut's strictly aged-up.

Fanon Hanatamago family. The concept's great, but I'm picky about adoption tropes and portrayals.

Canon-age Peter content heavy on ipad kid brainrot just isn't my kid characterization cuppa tea.

➣ Common Tags

✪ I'm in the process of backtagging a ton posts. Bit difficult with almost 4k posts...but I'm getting there?

seaposting -> posts about my Peter or that remind me of him.

canadaposting -> posts about my Matt or that remind me of him.

seasthetic -> posts featuring the ocean in any form.

sealand spotted! -> art RBs with you-know-who. Same format for other micronations.

➣ Also Known As....

apalonespinifera -> main; follow/like from)

shipinna-bottle -> horror/whump blog I use for the more mature side of my WIPs. Still Hetalia, but it won't be fandom tagged.

Shipinna-bottle -> Ao3, current

KandiCryptid -> Ao3, lost account with works I still claim

[wanderinsect]

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

[uglywitch69]

This being canon

[crazycatsiren]

It's perfectly valid to not want to be a parent, to never want children in one's personal life. But we should not hate children. Children are vulnerable, this world isn't kind to them, it's not their fault, and they deserve better.

[star-shard]

Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'

Both are beautiful forms of writing.

[heta-micronomics]

It's been a long while since I've felt this level of anxiety, impending doom, and emotional malaise. I really just want this all to end

[lwonaart]

Nyo Canada in my art style!

I plan to make some character sheets for Hetalia characters in my Modern AU :P

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[crabussy]

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

[softwaring]

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[veggiesforpresident]

honestly one of my favorite things about fanfic is when you can see the canon influences come out in really subtle ways. like a canon line thats mentioned once as a throwaway is suddenly the entire premise for a fic or it influences the characterization or something. its just so cool to see how people weave their ideas around a source material, especially if its not a detail i'd thought about before

[cup-of-joe-44]

Mostly me trying to figure out how to draw the rest of the characters, here’s the baltic trio.

[butt-wizard]

absolutely disgusting loser dweeb smokes cigarette while playing minesweeper

[tisanaallampone]

finally had the chance to draw seborga with freckles

this is my au btw so the characters may not be totally accurate!

[garretlover]

She has colors now!! Even if just a silly wip, her name is Tatyana Beilschmidt!! I'm still deciding whenever she's related to Prussia (maybe daughter? Unsure about this) or some sort of reincarnation-similiar (like germania-hre-germany or the roman empire and sort of feliciano e romano... if anyone has any suggestions i'd love to hear!!)

[bbrothertedd]