I think Nyo! America's star hair clips are her "texas" since I noticed ppl saying it doesn't make sense for her to not have glasses since they are Alfred's "Texas"
Actually fucking insane because WDYM I've been a hetalia fan for over 7 yrs now??? Actively involved in fandom topics for 5 whole YEARS? Guys I need to touch fucking grass
People are asking me how I am but I'm scrolling through the ruins of pottertalia fanfiction, waiting for that one New World Twins fanfiction to update knowing full well it's been years and the author has probably moved on
Reposting from my tik tok, I think this is hilarious.
Also why did no one tell me about the Supreme Court's decision to make the president basically king wtf- I went to India for a month and everything goes to shit what the hell dawg
Y'all know what we gotta do, coup d'etat y'all, we're stronger in numbers THE CONSTITUTION WAS WRITTEN TO QUITE LITERALLY AVOID THIS ‼️‼️
Happy Birthday America!! (And late birthday to Canada I didn't have wifi bcuz of a religious trip w/ my family and phones and stuff not allowed- I was bored af and saw that god for like 2 seconds smh what a scam, anyway that was on July 2nd-3rd so I couldn't post anything 4 Canada Day)
I've been reading pottertalia fanfic especially the one's with America and Canada attending together to learn magic after England forces America to and makes Canada go along as the responsible one.
I imagine when the golden trio find out they have different last names and nationalities and it'd go something like this (btw in my version Harry, Ron and Hermione are 2nd years when Canada and America join as 1st years)
Also I just binge read the 2nd book like while I was posting this, so apologies for any mistakes I may own all the physical Harry Potter books thanks to my elder sister's old obsession doesn't mean I've read any of them 😭.
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After the chaotic events from last year Harry and Ron end up in more chaos after crashing into a whomping willow, almost getting expelled and somehow managing to still make it. Thankfully McGonagall was somewhat merciful, only god knows what would've happen if Snape were in charge of their punishment.
They finally made it to their dorms after all that, almost getting lost along the way. Still made it though so it's a win in a way.
Looking at the portrait, the fat lady asked "password?"
Less of a win, neither of them knew the password, having not met a gryfindor prefect after being freed from the clutches of McGonagall.
"Er-" said Harry.
Hermione to the rescue, she ran up to them and practically shouted (at least to Ron it felt like it) "There you are! Where have you been? The most ridiculous rumors — someone said you’d been expelled for crashing a flying car —"
"Well we haven't been expelled," Harry assured her
"You're not telling me you did fly here?" said Hermione sounding almost as severe as McGonagall
"Skip the lecture and tell us the new password." Ron said, impatient as he is.
"It's 'wattlebird'," said Hermione impatiently, "but that's besides the point-"
The portrait swung open revealing the gryfindor common rooms, which revealed a bunch of cheering gryffindors who commended Ron and Harry for their insanity.
Two young boys who looked two be twins walked up to the two boys, one of which dragging the other along (he clearly didn't want to be dragged by his brother.)
"DUDE!!! THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE, CRAZY ADVENTURE YOU SHOULD TAKE ME THE HERO WITH YA TO THE ADVENTURES!!!!!" the more confident boy had told the two, loud and american? Confusing both Ron and Harry as everyone at the school comes from different parts of the UK.
"Uh sorry who are you?" Ron asked the obvious first years.
"Sorry about my brother eh, I'm Matthew Williams and that's my brother Alfred," said Matthew much quieter than his boisterous twin.
"So Matthew and Alfred Williams the American twins I assume?" Harry asked, unsure of why they were there.
"NO WAY DUDE I'M THE EPIC ALFRED FREEDOM JONES!!" Alfred spoke loudly.
"I'm Canadian…eh." Matthew stated, clearly upset of being mistaken as American.
"Oh sorry, I didn't know you guys were Canadian, different last names are weird, are you guys not twins?" Harry asked, hoping he didn't offend some foreigner wizards.
"NO WAY DUDE I'M AMERICAN, TOTES YO!!" the now known American shouted.
"You're not related at all are you? Then how are you so identical?" Ron asked, forgetting Matthews introduction of them being brothers.
"Huh? No way bro, me and Mattie are twins, almost identical and everything if it weren't for Matties eye color!!" Alfred stated, finally cooling down and speaking at a normal talking level.
Hermione then spoke up, "But you have different nationalities and last names? I'm confused."
"That's a bit harder to explain eh," Matthew looked a bit worried when he said that, not that anyone noticed.
"Ever heard of The Parent Trap?" Alfred said over his brother.
"I've seen it once, the Dursleys watched it. Thinking about it, that would explain that; I didn't think stuff like that actually happened in real life." Harry recalled.
"I'm lost, what's The Parent Trap?" Ron asked, feeling a little left out of the conversation.
Hermione filled in the blanks with the explanation of it being a plot of two twins meeting at a summer camp, finding out about their divorced parents and trying to get them back together.
"It's also a book if you want to read it." Hermione suggested.
"Ugh will you ever stop it with the constant need to read books?" Ron groaned.
"Nope!"
"Bollocks, that's a crazy story you two have got, did your parents ever get back together?" Harry asked the twins.
"Uh kinda not really?" Alfred scratched his head in thought.
"It's kind of a split custody eh, we live with our British parent here right now because of school." Matthew explained.
The golden trio nodded, seeming to understand.
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After they left Canada and America let out a sigh of relief.
"Thank god the story made somewhat sense, but The Parent Trap really?" Canada glared at his brother.
America shrugged, "I mean if you think about it, that's pretty close to what actually happened."
"I guess so." Canada agreed.
A white polar bear cub walks up to Canada, "I'm hungry give me food."
Canada picked up Kumakiri, "alright Kumajerkey, I've got some maple syrup in my suitcase."
"Who are you?" Kumaruru asked.
"I'm Matthew, your owner." he sighed, already tired.
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That's it! Happy independence day to all the Americans and late Canada Day to the Canadians!! Sorry about all of the grammar mistakes, ❤!
I haven't written fanfiction in a long while, I kind of dove straight into this one so I'm sorry if some of it doesn't make any sense.
Lmao I think it's funny for America to explain the situation in terms of The Parent Trap
I know Hima stopped with the human names a while ago (not that I can blame him) but I was thinking up on the human name for Molossia
I think it would be interesting if his human name was Davie or David with his nickname being Davie (referring to the episode of young America and his human friend Davie) it would make Molossia and America seem much closer in a way.
Davie J. Jones
(Don't ask what the J stands for bcuz I didn't think that far ahead)
I really hate how people tend to mischaracterize character's in hetalia- most notably I'd say people mischaracterize Prussia, they see him as some cool guy that people hate because he's such a playboy jerk (gross). He's loud, annoying and an attention seeker- not to mention he enjoys cleaning, cooking anything that looks cute (I imagine his room is full of cute stuffed animals)
He is such a silly character and I hate how people completely shit on his entire character like that
This isn't really a headcanon, because it is canon; Canada is taller than America he just slouches making him look shorter I think it's because he's self-conscious (I do that too, mainly because it feels weird I'm taller than a good amount of people in my family)
Since I'm getting back into the hetalia fandom, anyone remember this one fic? It was about Nyo!America but like it was a human au and she was in high school, a select few of rhe nation were the nyo versions and Canada(Mathew) was her older brother in this one. She's a problem child and struggles a lot in school, I think her ex is Russia(Ivan) who is super toxic. She goes to the guidance counselor who is Britain(Arthur) but she doesn't want to go or improve and Arthur is just kinda trying his best. Amelia constantly tries to annoy Arthur and he's just not having it. (In this fanfiction Arthur and Francis are engaged I think) I really liked it and I want to reread it but I don't remember the title. Anyone know what fanfiction this is? It was posted of Fanfiction.net
You know the Nyotalia characters? I know this isn't common and many people just see them and the regular hetalia characters as two different people, but what if they weren't? Like they just switch genders when they feel like it, you know like Ranma style gender switch. I think that'd be reall cool
Uh, so I have this headcannon where Alfred (America) is in Ravenclaw and Mathew (Canada) is in Slytherin, actually I remember there used to be an au blog with something similar. I think it got deleted though.
Romano names other character's with _ bastard because that's the only way he'll remember them, he finds it hard to say some countries names. (Idk what this is)
andulkaphoto
snowghoul
izzy806
blakekathryn
gamechangershow