ugh

cishets are absolutely disgusting. don't interact with my blog don't breathe don't talk to me. 3 months old / phlat rights. violonist. my essence tastes like fairy dust. ask to follow if you're thick. if your name is k/mugi you WILL be blocked on sight. my flag is phlat ass pride

[heterophobicpouf]

if anyone's wondering what happened to me after April 1st just know that i screamed and cried and promptly passed out after being denied The Strap

[neterophobicmeruem]

feeling like pegging @heterophobicpouf rn…

[heterophobicpouf]

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S-SIRE!?!?!?

[neterophobicmeruem]

Come here, baby

[heterophobicpouf]

o-ok... 0///0

[neterophobicmeruem]

Pouf please respond i have a strap that i need to give and i’m taking volunteers to receive it

[neterophobicmeruem]

feeling like pegging @heterophobicpouf rn…

[heterophobicpouf]

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S-SIRE!?!?!?

[heterophobicpouf]

Heterosexuals still exist but they will never stop my cheeks from being phlatter and more featureless than a slope line so die.

[heterophobicpouf]

do you have a love song for meruem? if not you should choose one, I heard komugi has one

she has a what now

[heterophobicpouf]

anyways anon, if you have to know: yes, I do have a love song. several in fact, and all of them are of better quality than what k/mugi has, but this one is my favorite <33333

[heterophobicpouf]

do you have a love song for meruem? if not you should choose one, I heard komugi has one

she has a what now

[dailyshaiapouf]

[heterophobicpouf]

I'm constantly reminded that I live and breathe in a world where heterosexuals exist.... I need compensation. I deserve to get rawed.

[heterophobicpouf]

heterosexuals!!!!!

y’all make me SICK!!!! y’all make me

[heterophobicpouf]

CISHET EDUCATIONAL WARNING

Please stop scrolling and read!!

Hello all. This is a reminder that cishets are dangerous creatures and they’ve been known to spread around disease. I know because I’ve unfortunately, had the displeasure of having this happen to me ( see: k/mugi. please block them! ). They’re extremely problematic and have attacked and infected a loved one of mine and the results still last to this day. They are a very real and serious threat but unfortunately, the dangers are not very well known.

Please keep safe! Here are the steps you can take to assure they do not threaten your health or the health of those around you

-always keep within 50ft away from them. any closer and you risk exposure. breathing in their toxic air is the quickest way to getting sick!! i speak from experience!!

-do not make indirect or direct contact with them. keep track of all the things they touch, so that you don’t actually touch it yourself and risk exposure. if you absolutely must take something they have touched, make sure it is quickly sterilized.

-infected cishets can by spotted by a runny nose and constant snorting. they also may or may not carry a cane.

-disgusting.

-they will offer to play games with you like “gengi” or “gangi” (i forgot how it’s spelled). this is a ruse. do NOT accept them. you WILL get infected.

-if you come into contact with a cishet either accidentally or against your will, please contact help immediately at risk of death! if you are unlucky, you may become cishet yourself.

Please reblog to spread awareness. Thank you for reading!

[neterophobicmeruem]

[heterophobicpouf]

The only thing I hate more than heterosexuals is not having enough rosin for my violin

[heterophobicpouf]

My searing, burning hate for cishets is indescribable, unfathomable....

I need to go lie down.

[rodnt]

[devon-aoki]

me applying for a job

[curly-fried]

@watershipdown

[neterophobicmeruem]

@heterophobicpouf

[heterophobicpouf]

starts with m...... so morel?

Morel? Who is that. He sounds like a cishet

[heterophobicpouf]

Fuck hhhhhg I'm so h*rny right now good morning sisters.