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Not a roleplay blog Splitroject it/that/he DNI: preds, queerphobes, aphobes, racists, UAV x Alan shippers, Cyn x 2011x, etc. Headmates related to(created by?) me: @alans-burger-ball @straight-alan-on-loads-of-crack @straight-anal @the-skibidi-one Other Alan headmates @alan-horse @alanvictimone @alanvictimtwo @alanvictimthree There's some other Alan fictives too that might make an appearance here every once in a while but they have their own blog @the-alan-spores

[heterosexual-alan]

I am Alan

hi basil here im 1 of alans headmates. we have not been able to recover him since our system collapse. plz be respectful abt his death im keeping his blog incase he comes back 1 day. old intro under the cut

Hello hello it is me Alan. He/it pornouns. I’m queer! I’m queer did you know that! I’M NOT GAY I’M AROMANTIC

I am a splitroject. My main source is Alan Sonic PC Port. Obviously. You can ask about my other sources if you want.

CW for : suggestive stuff mostly about minesweeper, killing and eating pigeons, killing and eating Gloop, killing and eating a variety of things, unreality, hating myself, possible self harm, and exotrauma

We all have terrible memory issues so please forgive us if we repeat things/forget things, or get ourselves mixed up since we tend to do that. Also sometimes the sentences I write are completely incomprehensible/I misspoke

Blog for all our Alan fictives @the-alan-spores. Please don’t interact with me if the spores have you blocked.

I will mostly post about sonic oddities, minesweeper, plurality, vocaloid, and whatever else I want to.

I am ageless but host is a minor so nothing too weird.

Best friend @lesbian-blails

💔💔🖤🖤🖤💔💔💔🖤🖤💔🖤🖤🖤💔⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️The HATE of my life @alanphobic-luke! ALANCULE SWEEP no longer an alancule since ONE OF THE ALANFRIENDS WAS KILLED! NEVERMIND ALANFRIEND HAS COME BACK (Still send Luke drawings of us making out)

I use tone tags when interacting but sometimes I forget. I usually do not mean to come off as rude I just prefer to use punctuation.

Block #alanselfloathingmode if you do not want to see my posts about my self hatred

#alanposting! - Me talking

#alanmaxxing - art tag

Do not bring syscourse here.

I block freely.

credits to @/play--my--game for the Alan running stamp

[heterosexual-alan]

Opened ibispaint and got FLASHED by yaoi one of my headmates drew

[woke-alan]

Hi woke Alan

– @heterosexual-alan

hello "straight" alan

[heterosexual-alan]

Why is straight in quotes...

[woke-alan]

i know what you are

[heterosexual-alan]

Heterosexual?

[woke-alan]

homosexual*

[heterosexual-alan]

I am not gay!

[woke-alan]

yes you are

[heterosexual-alan]

Incorrect medias???!!!!!!!

[woke-alan]

correct medias*

[heterosexual-alan]

Stop that! I am STRAIGHT.

[woke-alan]

straight heterosexual "gayboy" alan ii dot executable file

emphasis on the "gayboy"

[heterosexual-alan]

STOP SAYING MY FULL NAME!!!!!!!! AND STOP PUTTING EMPHASIS ON THE "gayboy"

[woke-alan]

Hi woke Alan

– @heterosexual-alan

hello "straight" alan

[heterosexual-alan]

Why is straight in quotes...

[woke-alan]

i know what you are

[heterosexual-alan]

Heterosexual?

[woke-alan]

homosexual*

[heterosexual-alan]

I am not gay!

[woke-alan]

yes you are

[heterosexual-alan]

Incorrect medias???!!!!!!!

[woke-alan]

correct medias*

[heterosexual-alan]

Stop that! I am STRAIGHT.

[ultimate-life-form-dotglb]

Hi 02

– @heterosexual-alan

Hello, Straight Alan. How do you fare this day?

[heterosexual-alan]

Eating a big ass snickers bar!

[ultimate-life-form-dotglb]

..a what?

[heterosexual-alan]

Pure unfiltered chemicals

[woke-alan]

Hi woke Alan

– @heterosexual-alan

hello "straight" alan

[heterosexual-alan]

Why is straight in quotes...

[woke-alan]

i know what you are

[heterosexual-alan]

Heterosexual?

[woke-alan]

homosexual*

[heterosexual-alan]

I am not gay!

[woke-alan]

yes you are

[heterosexual-alan]

Incorrect medias???!!!!!!!

[ultimate-life-form-dotglb]

Hi 02

– @heterosexual-alan

Hello, Straight Alan. How do you fare this day?

[heterosexual-alan]

Eating a big ass snickers bar!

[shtails]

omg when did you send this i genuinely dont rner eecoecinrffs thigsh askxd. Juyegsf yggc fs fsUCK

[heterosexual-alan]

You are so

comprehensible, Tails.

[fated-fucked-future]

bites you

[heterosexual-alan]

Owie!! Mean

[shtails]

giggles and slaps my belly

[heterosexual-alan]

Fat

[shtails]

Youre one to talk

[heterosexual-alan]

And?

[shtails]

helo I am shtaisl and i like blaislks and joignus

[heterosexual-alan]

Hello I am Shtails and I am stupid and fat. Durrrr

[shtails]

giggles and slaps my belly

[heterosexual-alan]

Fat

[shtails]

[heterosexual-alan]

How joyful

[shtails]

Canrr see veerru well rihhgt now i i hhope thuus is tails shaaped

[shtails]

oh

at least hes recognizable ❤️‍🩹

[heterosexual-alan]

I think he is amazing. Give me more food please Shtails. I am hungry

[shtails]

omg when did you send this i genuinely dont rner eecoecinrffs thigsh askxd. Juyegsf yggc fs fsUCK

[heterosexual-alan]

You are so

comprehensible, Tails.

[heterosexual-alan]

Ugh, fine

RELEASE THE SWARM

What are those

[woke-alan]

Hi woke Alan

– @heterosexual-alan

hello "straight" alan

[heterosexual-alan]

Why is straight in quotes...

[woke-alan]

i know what you are

[heterosexual-alan]

Heterosexual?

[woke-alan]

homosexual*

[heterosexual-alan]

I am not gay!

[woke-alan]

Hi woke Alan

– @heterosexual-alan

hello "straight" alan

[heterosexual-alan]

Why is straight in quotes...

[woke-alan]

i know what you are

[heterosexual-alan]

Heterosexual?