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@hettiebridges
hey
hey :3
mom I frew up
I can’t write, it’s a recurring problem :/
hrrrmmmm, good luck! :3 <3 I dunno what to do though 3: <3
anything in particular today? :3
I’ll take the double espresso
uhmmmm… nah, I just can’t gather any cohesive thoughts to put down
gives you comically large mug of coffee :3
slorp slorp, or something, I don’t know
manifest something you really want to yap about :3
GRAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
^ trying reallyreaally hard
sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me
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You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
same but it's black people
That's right
I've got to look up every possible way to sew hidden, concealed and non-obvious pockets and other such storage caches in all of my clothing, and then have as many of those as I can fit in every item in my wardrobe. Trying to get as much hidden storage space on my person as possible. Carrying around a backpack's worth of shit without carrying a bag of any sort.
Getting bored while waiting for the bus and just casually pulling a goddamn sewing kit out of my sleeve to start doing needlework on my jeans, like hey hold on where the fuck did you just pull that shit from. Equipping shit from my secret inventory.
Hammer space but it's a pocket specifically located on your left calf. Neat :D
Hiiiii! It’s my first year on art fight!!
I know I don’t have to largest following on tumblr but I thought it’d be a good idea to share my art fight account on here 🩷
ALSO I’m 100% convinced the theme this year will be city lights vs forest nights
when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away
unexpected benefit of having to use a vpn is sometimes i get ads that are entirely in french, which makes it like 200% easier to ignore them. cant advertise to me if i dont understand a word of it. life hacks.
since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:
the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.
sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.
evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.
sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.
evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.
errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.
grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.
#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.
schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.
amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.
this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo
the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid
I don't know whether I should say this or not. These may be my last words or the last time I write a post, so I will forgive anyone who sees this post and supports me and doesn't ignore me.
I write these words in great pain, my eyes brimming with tears due to the severe infections in my wounds. The delay in my treatment and my inability to travel have left me unable to bear this situation any longer. I am exhausted by the pain of my injury, the severe anemia, and the exorbitant cost of the medications I need.
All I care about is stopping these frequent fainting spells and the constant pain I suffer. Please help me to buy my medication so I can recover quickly and return to my normal life, and to save myself and my entire family.
If you can, please help me buy my medication so I can travel and receive treatment as soon as possible Your donation
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Please help my dear friend Fadel. He is dealing with constant pain from malnutrition and the shrapnel he needs to get surgically removed and now the infection. Please donate enough for him to afford some pain medicine and treatment as soon as possible!
My Friends, I implore you to help me and donate. You don't know how we will survive if this support stops. My condition is critical, and my pain and fainting spells are constant. I depend on your help to buy my painkillers and medications to stay alive. Please, please don't hesitate to donate. Please donate now. Please don't leave me alone. Please stand by me.
why let death stop you from being bffs? necromancy for angry young girls
a lot of folks on the anti-communist left fall into a sort of nihilistic despair at the state of things because they are unwilling to see the incredible advances in actual socialist projects as real, leaving an increasingly derelict capitalist structure as the only thing that exists in their perspective. which, in fairness, would also make me rather depressed! getting over the hurdle of accepting that socialism exists in real life does just totally ameliorate that, however.
I think the biggest problem with Tumblr discourse around "propaganda" is that Tumblr crackers internally define "propaganda" as "nonwhites (yes including Russians) engaging in political speech that I disagree with" and nothing else
Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.
Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.
It's a good sweater
I'm putting this here bc I feel like it's information everyone needs. You can find it here.
I don't knit but that's hilarious because this looks like such a complicated pattern for a beginner
Oh it is. There's at least three different styles of cabling. And more advanced cabling at that. That sweater would take me like a year to finish.
All the cabling is done the same way. You just need to read your knitting and keep track of which row you're on
No, but for real. Knitting is just loops. Cables? Spicy loops. Lace? Spicy loops. Color work? Multicolored spicy loops.
There are no levels in knitting, there are no exams to pass or goals to achieve before you can continue.
The Handsome Chris is a perfect beginner project. It's all one color, it's knit flat, you get to learn lots of new techniques all at once, but most of all it's engaging and you're working towards a goal you really like.
I would have impaled myself on my needles if I'd been forced to complete a Sophie scarf before I got to advance to something more "challenging" like a washcloth, or God forbid a ribbed hat.
My very first project was a self-drafted 11-strand intarsia double sided cable scarf, because I didn't know I wasn't allowed and that was what I wanted to make.
This attitude of mystifying certain fabrics as advanced really twists my stitches. I cannot do simple stockinette colorwork to save my life, but I can 3-color brioche without looking.
There are no levels in knitting.
Make that fucking Handsome Chris if you want to, it's a great sweater. Or start with the Sophie scarf if that's more your vibe. But don't ever think that knitting is hard.
You sound like me telling a beginner crocheter "nah the alligator stitch is easy for a beginner, it's all just double crochets!" (a real thing I have said to people picking up a crochet hook for the first time). I'm not saying you can't start with a complicated stitch I'm saying it's very funny when people do.
#I mean. knitting and crochet both just build onto very basic stitches#once you know the basics it’s short work to do those ‘harder’ stitches#you just gotta practice them!
"Once you know the basics" is my point. Beginners do not know the basics. I am a beginner knitter and let me tell you we're doing shit like "trying to remember how to cast on", "not dropping too many stitches and going on without noticing if you can help it", "trying to figure out how to keep consistent tension so the width of the project doesn't keep changing", and "trying to remember the difference between a knit and a purl because at least a quarter of these stitches are definitely backwards".
Sometimes I think about the time I was really upset so I went out and walked 13 miles then went home and went to sleep and I really think I could’ve made it as a persistence predator back in the day
Looked up how long walking 13 miles usually takes and the internet says 3-4 hours, it probably took about 4 hours in my case, not the most I’ve walked through, that would go to an event where goats and chickens broke out in a field, me and a few others ran them all down and caught all the escaped animals but when I checked my watch at the end of the day I walked around 16 miles, my legs were killing me the next day but I’m not used to running like I did in that field
How did they all break out?
The chickens were actually mine, my rooster broke through the plywood on his pen (he was a big rooster) and they all ran out, the goats also broke their pen but we rigged them some new ones afterwards and they didn’t break out the rest of the day
That sounds like a chaotic day, Mim
It was, taught everyone how to build fast and catch animals though
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