[hettymcsweaty]

I rrrreeeeeaaaaaaalllllyyy do not want to go to work tomorrow.

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And I did and I slayed.

[hettymcsweaty]

You should be able to fuck at work. Full stop.

[hettymcsweaty]

I rrrreeeeeaaaaaaalllllyyy do not want to go to work tomorrow.

[hettymcsweaty]

The fuck is this bathroom?

[hettymcsweaty]

If I could predict in the womb that I'd be working at mcdonalds I would have asked my mom to abort me.

[hettymcsweaty]

Oooh, staying up late! 😜 *It's 10pm.*

[offshoreoilrig]

Literally what's the point of an office job if you're not making shitloads of money

[hettymcsweaty]

To not work in retail.

[hettymcsweaty]

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Called in to work today and they were like OK and didn't blow up my phone over it.

[hettymcsweaty]

Evil cocktail.

[hettymcsweaty]

Day trip to Dallas to pick up my wallet.

[hettymcsweaty]

My body coffee.

[hettymcsweaty]

Men get boobs and suddenly don't know how to act.

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Got cornered by friends last night to explain why I don't use AI and why I don't like it.

[hettymcsweaty]

When you follow someone you know on instagram and you slowly learn that they have dogshit taste.

[hettymcsweaty]

Finally getting some much-needed 🍆 but at the cost of my sanity.

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