I come from outer space and I am here to Have a good time . I like older technology , the color green , 80s / 90s cartoons , mtn dew , etc.
more informations below , read if you Dare
BYF ; before you follow
★ this is a 16+ account , if you follow me and are under 16 you will be softblocked . this is for my own comfort
★ I am objectum and am in a happy relationship with my vacuum cleaner , kirby . if you do not like it , block me & leave my page .
★ I am firmly against proshipping . if you are a proshipper , any proshipper-adjacent label , are "neutral" on the topic , or friends with somebody who is any of the above , do not interact with my blog (or me) whatsoever
★ I may occasionally post or reblog slightly suggestive , violent , etc. posts
★ if it wasn't obvious already I have a slight typing quirk where I add an extra space before my punctuation . this is because I find it easier to read this way and nothing more .
★ please do not solicit in my dms in any way , I will ignore you
★ I'm mostly active on discord , dm me if you want my user . I don't bite (too hard at least)
DNI ; do not interact
I'll try to keep this list short , but keep in mind I block at my own discretion and there may not always be a "valid" reason
★ zionists , proshippers , radqueers , zoos (and harmful paraphilias et all) , call objectum a paraphilia (it isn't one) , label / flag discourse , endos , pokemon sexualizers , danny elfman supporters , etc.
fandom DNI section !!!
★ tcc , ranfren , alfred's playhouse , any of vivziepop's works (hazbin , helluva , etc.)
more to be added as I remember
this is the end of the "necessary" information , proceed beyond the yellow tape ? [Y/N]
MORE MORE MORE !!!
★ KIRBY !!! ;
★ he be a ; kirby dual sanitronic 50
★ his birthday be ; october 10 , 1965 🎂
★ his pronouns be ; he / it
kirby is my husband of several years . he was manufactured some time around 1965 . I met him through facebook marketplace on 6/25/2022 , I spent several months repairing him , and we began dating shortly after . his favorite show is how it's made
★ we have a son named sonboy junior (or just junior) , he is a royal 501 handvac (and looks just like his father)
(I really need to make a post about my speculative vacuum biology . cough)
★ I also selfship with tweeg from teddy ruxpin , I am fine with doubles for the most part . there is enough ugly green man to go around (see my self insert below)
THINGS I LIKE ;
★ the brave little toaster (1987) . peak fiction . 10/10 made me gay for vacuums . current special interest
★ the adventures of teddy ruxpin (1987) . good show . has funny green man that I am normal for
★ oingo boingo . mine favorite band . again , do not interact if you support danny elfman !
★ warrior cats . funny cat bookses
★ skyrim . game I have too many hours in
★ turbotime . yes the fictional game from wreck it ralph . I like wir as a movie in general , but for whatever reason my interest singles out turbotime
★ transformers . funny robotses
★ fnaf . I like robotses again
★ deltarune . ough
★ watership down (1978) . good movie . I like the book too
★ 9 (2009) . former special interest of 3 years . not a fan of the fandom this thing has
I like other things but these are all I can remember for now .....
congratulations you made it to the end lalalalalala . this post will be updated whenever I feel like it . mostly just to update the lyrics at the top
of course , not being related , turbo wasn't part of lento and rapido's litter . turbling larvae often sleep in piles , but rapido is a bit of a bully and likes to exclude turbo . lento is very small for his age and much nicer to turbo
