Still Satan 2.0

She/her, 21+ and kicking…. Slowly but surely I’m not changing the name I haven’t touched it since 7th grade and it’ll be my downfall one day

[classicsnake]

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

[classicsnake]

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

[classicsnake]

GOD DAMN IT

[classicsnake]

i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

[zukoromantic]

Realizing the ALTs literally just say “image”, so:

[ID: Three screenshots of the game Akinator.

First image: Question number 6 which is “Is your character related to Akinator?”

Second image: Question number 7 which is “Is your character made out of metal?”

Third image: Akinator’s guess of the player’s character, which is “The golden thing on akinaters hat”. The character is represented by a silhouette of Akinator from the waist up. End ID]

[squenble]

whenever my friend sends a picture of her dogs i always compress them in mspaint

[becquerel]

sex described so bad i have to put my phone down and close my eyes

[becquerel]

aching in his sac

[becquerel]

[becquerel]

[highlandvalley]

シーツを敷くとやってくる https://nekonavi.jp/catblog/archives/60859 https://twitter.com/kyuryuZ/status/1410795387536003075

[system-reset]

can’t read this but I understand it completely.

[kafk-a]

Andrew Kane

[modogoblin]

[beemovieerotica]

[velinxi]

Jayvik Dnd AU

[ginnie-darling]

[mundane-theron-sca-etienne]

[uncahier]

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[gvalesdraws]

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.”

[sindar-princeling]

I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few

[pinoruno]

i love this tweet

[lunarblazes]

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

[sunsetbuddie]

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

[erumelde]