AAAAAA

God, I'm a Trainwreck™

[hexthevortex]

Ah shit, forgot to update this. Well, I'm still here.

Consider this my update! I am not dead! (yet)

Drink your milk kids!!

The ice is melting :)

[hexthevortex]

Why am I getting new followers

I've been gone for two years

TWO YEARS!

Well

I'm back now

Drink your milk kids.

The ice is melting :)

[hexthevortex]

howdy hey, I'm gay(?)

heydy how, I'm here now

Howdy hey, my name starts with J

Yea I'm back bitches

Drink your milk kids, the ice is melting

[hexthevortex]

Cats are so funny when you pet them

Like my little cat actually looks drunk when you pet her

She wobbles and wobbles and wobbles

[hexthevortex]

Right. Y'all need to know about something. I'm not sponsored, but fucking get these. You won't regret it.

They taste so fucking good and have 120 mg of caffeine per packet, so it'll wake you up right and good. Welp, enjoy!

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[hexthevortex]

Do y'all remember the time i fuckin made a podcast last year

Even tho it happened in September which was like 7 months ago it still feels like it was over a year ago

Time is being warped by the fact that there's a new fight every day

Like no shit I'll say something that happened a week ago was yesterday because I'm still processing what happened

So if you know me irl and wanna have an event

Give me a week or two of cooldown time until the next one please

[hexthevortex]

Tbh life sucks and I'm okay with knowing that no matter what I'll do, I'll still be sad. But at least I'm still alive, with so many people who support me.

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[hexthevortex]

All both of you

[hexthevortex]

I feel like a butter in the heat

Slowly giving up on my will to live.

You've probably felt like this before.

Hell, you might be feeling it now.

So all we need to do is wait for the snow.

We won't all heal perfectly again.

But we will become that rigid piece of slippy pancake topping.

Thanks for listening, tune in some other time for

Positive thoughts with Hex

[hexthevortex]

Goddamnit i want more context than 'The Good, The Bad And the Crispy'

[hexthevortex]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Hey, i feel like people don't ask creators about this enough. How are you? Like.. how is life? Covid has gotten us all down recently, and life's been crappy, so how are you?

[hexthevortex]

Fun fact about animals! They need socializing. Just like humans, it's important they meet new people, or at least get to spend time with those that they know. Also, your dog will eat you if you die, but only after they've run out of food or they decide to give you a proper 'burial'. Dogs see eating you as a form of respect, but unlike cats, they give you time. They do care about you. And they will mourn. You should return the favor. Eat your dog when they die. Eat them.

[hexthevortex]

i want to be a reptile, but like... no food for me. i will lay on warm rock and sleep all day. no worries.

[hexthevortex]

I've been in this website version of a bowl of ice cream with a scoop of butter in it for 7 minutes and I'm already confused as hell like why is there spanish posts i only speak like half of two languages

[hexthevortex]

AND I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT NEITHER

OF THEM ARE SPANISH

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please look up "frog stack" you won't be disappointed

my dear how could i possibly be anything but utterly charmed

[foiblepnoteworthy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH MY GOSH

[hexthevortex]

Put it on a waffle cone and feel the crunch :)

[justafroginabog]

you know what would be wild?

a parallel universe where mythological creatures etc were real, but, get this, normal creatures aren’t. instead they are myths, or cryptids or whatever. just imagine

“Man Attacked By Group Of Feral Unicorns”

“Florida Man Bitten By Dragon, Claims It Was An Alligator”

“Oh my God, only little kids believe in penguins”

“I took some BuzzFeed quiz to find out which mythological creature i was and it said i was a zebra. That’s bullshit, I’d definitely be a guinea pig”

“Could Bees Be Real?”

“Top Ten Real Badger Sightings You Won’t Believe”

“Stacy got a griffin for Christmas, that’s not fair, I want one too!”

“Of course mice are real, stop being so ignorant”

“My trip to Mexico was great, except for the time a chupacabra stole my taco”

“Please Do Not Feed The Sasquaches”

“Polish Tourist Tries To Pet Loch Ness Monster, Almost Drowns”

[hexthevortex]

So the only difference from our reality is that people acknowledge the beasts?