I'm Here, Queer, and Full of Existensial Fear

Mary, 28, she/they, Californian. Welcome to a page full of the few things that give me serotonin.

[scream-boat]

TikTok is dead, so here I return. My fucking respawn point.

[streetlight-halo-deactivated202]

rats live on no evil star

[forklift-certified-icarus]

I had a dream that the Tumblr staff said there was going to be a big update and we all started complaining but then the day of the update came and everything looked the same and everyone started scrambling to find what changed and then someone posted a supernatural gif about the situation and was immediately and publicly executed and it turns out the update was “if you mention Supernatural in the year of our lord 2021, we will kill you” and then we were like “this is the only good update we’ve ever gotten” and then we just. continued sh*tposting

[staff]

[official-lucifers-child]

this is the funniest post, hands-down, that i have ever seen

[lnniter]

playing minecraft single player survival like “this is the loneliest i have ever felt in my entire life. not sure if i should go on. holy shit a flower forest”

[kateknowsdramas]

The Emperor’s New Groove + Letterboxd Reviews

[patrocles]

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

[dickslapthestate]

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

[tony-hawks-underground]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

bitches who believe in astrology are so fucking stupid haven’t you watched the pokemon movie where mewtwo explicitly says the circumstances of your birth are irrelevant

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[roboticonography]

My friend’s four-year-old put on a backyard puppet show for me, the sole audience member.

Halfway through the show, she asked me if I liked it, and I replied, “I can’t wait to see what happens next! I’m on the edge of my seat!”

Hearing this, she carefully put down her puppets, came over to where I was sitting, and explained, “You can use the whole seat. It’s more comfy.”

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tottosgreatadventure]

[justcatposts]

The only correct way to propose 

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[apxlllo]

happy disability pride month, can this website stop acting like autism and adhd are the only disabilities ever please

[apxlllo]

physically disabled people exist and we see the shit people say about us on our website - we're pushed out and ignored by our own community, disability positivity here always focuses on able bodied nd people and any posts about physical disabilities or chronic illnesses are immediately hijacked to talk about neurodivergence and mental health, and some of y'all will really act like physically disabled people are never hurt by ableism or that we're "privileged" somehow

autism and adhd positivity and acceptance are super important but please stop talking over physically disabled people or using neurodivergence as an excuse to be ableist. it's exhausting

[PHYSICALLY ABLED PEOPLE DONT CLOWN IN THE COMMENTS]

[neverfarbehind]

ZENDAYA COLEMAN Bulgari Magnifica (2021)

[buddieloustat]

1k follower celebration - top 12 favorite characters as voted by my followers

12. Wanda Maximoff

[dangerousvikings]

[danzai]

my last two brain cells

[rubykgrant]

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

[naomster]

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

[randomslasher]

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

[damnerd]

Stuart Little came out in 1999

[boggblog]

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho