LIONS

Alexander John Williams. Writer / Singer / Whatever. Click here to listen to my music on Facebook! About // Selfies // Ask // Twitter

[tympanista]

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

[1-800kanye]

when u excited about something and ur friend isnt

[purplefridge-deactivated2014080]

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

[1975softsound]

[heyalexwilliams-blog]

Made a new friend today. Her name is Maggie.

[hobnobbly]

[truefawn]

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything”

[maxiimov-deactivated20210317]

[heyalexwilliams-blog]

I'm disappointed this was all a big misunderstanding and not actually along the lines of "teen boy band sensation refuse to leave brothel, police furious"

[reginaa-phalange]

[baguetttes]

this is how false information on tumblr works

[birdschoolforbirds]

nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

[anthonyamorim]

have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them

[dadvevo]

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs

[unchichi-deactivated20201020]

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

[spacecatctus]

[gayfather]

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

[cornsaladsurprise]

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[slutyvirgo-deactivated20161109]

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron?

It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron