DO NOT CARE

NOT SORRY

[skreetfighter-deactivated201403]

[aintnobodygotmoneyfodat]

loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX

[ahsadler]

-John Cena

[mayadowaliby]

3am in the morning

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

     NUT

   T HEN W   HAT ?

[cumgremlin]

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[best-life-wisdom]

all i do is eat and complain about how much im gaining weight

[bombing]

bad puns to tell my crush

are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me

when was the last time you took your vitamins?

44

i’m a thousand years old 

we could make it if we really tried 

can we play some drake? i’m going to play some drake 

i killed my parents and they deserved it

enough to break the ice in tennessee 

i want to die

blue crab larvae are incredibly vulnerable to jellyfish

i think about you more than i’d ever admit 

i threw up on the way here 

[ithelpstodream]

[magnoliatattoo]

He SLAYS

[geekandmisandry]

In summary: haha

[rootbeergoddess]

I just witnessed a murder 

[paradoxandplaid]

I want to party with this man so much.

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

always reblog

[picturegaga-deactivated20180417]

Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

8 year old me : 

[trilllizard666]

before talkin shit on straight men maybe try talking to some for a period of more than five minutes at a time cause all y’all treat straight men on this website like incels treat women

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

[prasejeebus]

JESUS

[llewoh-blog]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[twitterlols]

[justsomeantifas]

also whats with the huge fucking push to stop 14+ year old high schoolers from trick or treating. like … the fuck would you rather these kids be doing? getting drunk at a party? just let them have fun you bitter old losers.

[monochrome-flight-feathers]

LET 👏 PEOPLE 👏 HAVE 👏 HARMLESS 👏 FUN 👏 NO 👏 MATTER 👏 THEIR 👏 AGE 👏

[just-shower-thoughts]

Icarus’ wings should not have melted as the air actually gets cooler the higher you get, but the Greeks wouldn’t not have had any way of knowing that.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

are you trying to tell me that you think no greek has ever climbed a fucking mountain before 

[supagirl]

#😂😂😂

[lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo]

Lmaooo how accurate

[vanillacoke-zero]

2016: fearing your favourite celebrity is dead when you see his name trending

2017: fearing your favourite celebrity is a rapist when you see his name trending