Hey there, foxy mama

Hey there, foxy mama. Johnny here. If you're looking for a good time, you've found the right place. So what say you and I... Wait what are you doing? Is that mace? No! Not the face! [Independent Johnny Bravo RP blog] M!A: None

[kanra-chan-is-here]

heyfoxymama started following you

“Hello~”

[heyfoxymama]

“Well hello there! Come to enjoy the beautiful sights? Me in particular?” 

[kanra-chan-is-here]

“And you are?” she asked, raising her eyebrow

[heyfoxymama]

"The name's Johnny Bravo." 

[emeranova]

As we all know this is Scrump, she only has a few more days to live due to the bug that laided eggs in her head, but for every like/reblog this picture gets we will donate a dollar towards getting Scrump the much needed surgery she needs to remove the bug eggs from her head. 1000 likes/reblogs will be enough to save this cute little doll, have a heart and like or reblog :)

[cydoniahype-deactivated20121117]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

cydoniahype:

I put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head and she just sat there looking terrified until i took it off i couldnt stop laughing omfg im such a bad person help

i’ve reblogged this like 5 times already but omfg

[theinfinitespaceage]

one day i will stop reblogging this

today is not that day

[turdwardo]

cats are controlled by government satellites. you blocked the signal so it shut down.

[the-archetype-of-civilization]

Send me an "Ohai" in my ask if you ever wanted to RP with me.

[kanra-chan-is-here]

heyfoxymama started following you

“Hello~”

[heyfoxymama]

"Well hello there! Come to enjoy the beautiful sights? Me in particular?" 

[danhowellandphillester-deactiva]

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

Why are you asking people on tumblr what it’s like at a party

[ancientmagicandscythes-deactiva]

heyfoxymama started following you

“Uhm, hello, mister. My name is Evie.” The mage said as she bowed politely.

[heyfoxymama]

“Well hello there. You can call me Johnny.” 

[ancientmagicandscythes-deactiva]

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Johnny.” A sweet giggle came from her mouth. “Do you mind telling me where i am, i think i’m lost.”

[heyfoxymama]

"You're in Aron City. Since you're here, you may as well as look at some of the sights. For example, me."

[hinatasbutt-blog]

[introverted-symphonia-deactivat]

heyfoxymama started bothering you

[heyfoxymama]

“Shibuya?” Johnny looked around. He hadn’t noticed before, but now that that guy mentioned it… This wasn’t his room.

[introverted-symphonia-deactivat]

” Yeah Shibuya! You know a big city it’s a part of Tokyo the usual. ” He answered quite bluntly. 

[heyfoxymama]

"I have no idea what you're talking about. Are there chicks here?" 

[informativeasshole-deactivated2]

heyfoxymama, monsterofbukuro, and investigator-of-sweets started following you

[informativeasshole-deactivated2]

“You could put it that way~”

“I’m pretty heavily relied on for information in this district.”

[heyfoxymama]

“Information, huh? I’m not sure what you mean, but whatever works for you.” 

[informativeasshole-deactivated2]

;Smirks

“So, what brings you to Ikebukuro?”

[heyfoxymama]

"I was told that there were a lot of foxy ladies here, so I got my mom to buy me a plane ticket." 

[xion-the-broken-puppet-deactiva]

heyfoxymama started following you

[heyfoxymama]

“If you like it then you can keep it on. I was just asking.” 

[xion-the-broken-puppet-deactiva]

*takes it off* ” No it’s okay..I mean it is rude I have to admit. ‘

[heyfoxymama]

"Oh, you're a girl?" 

[sadistic-curiosity-blog]

heyfoxymama started following you

“Oh Gush! You have the tallest hair ever!.” He Trolled.

[heyfoxymama]

“Thanks? Who are you again?” 

[sadistic-curiosity-blog]

“Oh.~ I’m Izaya Orihara.~”

“You?.~”

[heyfoxymama]

"The name's Johnny. Johnny Bravo. Seen any foxy ladies around here?"

[heyfoxymama]

((I know I owe a lot of people replies, but I think I can feel a migraine coming on, so I'm going to go hide under my covers. If I owe you a reply leave me a like here, and I'll be sure to get to it in the morning! See ya!)) 

[introverted-symphonia-deactivat]

heyfoxymama started bothering you

[heyfoxymama]

“I’m Johnny Bravo. And you are?” The male raised an eyebrow. What’s this guy’s problem?

[introverted-symphonia-deactivat]

” Neku…Neku Sakuraba. Is there a reason why you’re in Shibuya?…You don’t fit into the crowd so I figured you must be a foreigner. ”

[heyfoxymama]

"Shibuya?" Johnny looked around. He hadn't noticed before, but now that that guy mentioned it... This wasn't his room.

[informativeasshole-deactivated2]

heyfoxymama, monsterofbukuro, and investigator-of-sweets started following you

[informativeasshole-deactivated2]

“Just drawing an example. Takes quite a bit more strength to throw a vending machine than do karate.”

“Then again, martial arts require more concentration, so I suppose you have a point~”

[heyfoxymama]

“I take it you’re an important guy around here? You seem to know what you’re talking about.” 

[informativeasshole-deactivated2]

“You could put it that way~”

“I’m pretty heavily relied on for information in this district.”

[heyfoxymama]

"Information, huh? I'm not sure what you mean, but whatever works for you." 

[sadistic-curiosity-blog]

heyfoxymama started following you

“Oh Gush! You have the tallest hair ever!.” He Trolled.

[heyfoxymama]

"Thanks? Who are you again?" 

[kinky-kida-blog]

Look who came to play.

[kinky-kida-blog]

“I’m more ladylike than half the ladies around here.” Wiggles eyebrows. “Plus if you close your eyes my ass feels exactly like a lady!

[heyfoxymama]

"....Uh... I'll just take your word for it."