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ASK THE MONKEES (flunkees) !
Hey hey it’s the monkees! A band of musicians and college students of middling (very little) success
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Peter do you have the notes from music theory 1 yesterday?
Peter gives a wry smile, “Better question is: Do you know where to find them? And my answer to that would be I don’t, which is the same answer to your question.”
He rustles through his bag, looking for anything vaguely useful, “Want a cigarette?”
He adds, more helpfully, “I’m headed to study back at my dorm, if you’d like to come along? I think we only went over three chapters that class, so we’ll breeze through.”
Great, great you guys made it, far-out!
They took Peter and Micky's shoulders into their hands and led the group deeper into the cramped apartment. Sat on floor cushions, blankets, and a sofa there were already about a dozen people infront of a record player, both girls and guys, with some psychedelic album spinning.
Just uh make yerselves at home, and don't bogart the joint. Snacks on the bar and all that jazz.
Peter and Micky had been to their share of parties of this nature, and so whatever pleasantries were exchanged upon entering had barely been necessary (but not ignored; they were gracious stoners, at least.)
Peter had been the first to take a toke, doing so standing up and taking a spot next to a girl with long, flowing brown hair, “Hey, Mick.”
Micky takes the joint from Peter’s hand, taking as long a drag as possible, “Mhm?”
“Would you call me a stoner?”
“No, I’d call you a Peter.”
“Oh. Alright.”
They both find themselves lying on the ground not too long after, their eyes glued to the ceiling as they exchanged nonsensical thoughts that led to more nonsensical thoughts. They’d forbade the rule not to hog the joint, and had gotten themselves pretty high in a short amount of time, before getting told off by someone who’d been searching for the joint.
The music was sweet to their ears, a real groovy record neither of them had heard before.
“You think we could make music like that?”
Peter was quiet for a while, “Maybe. Probably not. No.”
“No?”
“We can only be ourselves. No matter how hard we practice, we’ll always sound the same. Like us. It’s not bad or good, just the fact of it.”
Peter breathes out, and a silence falls over them.
Finally, he says “God, I’m stoned.”
Micky giggles, and Peter finds himself doing so too, the reason unclear.
After collecting himself, Peter says with no real conviction, “You know, Mick, I’ve got coursework-“
“Oh, c’mon-“
“Are we leaving?”
“No, no, we’re- Where’re Mike and Davy?”
“Not here. Mike stayed home - maybe he thought we’d bring some home to him?”
Micky laughs a while at the notion, before saying “Well, what time is it anyway?”
It had suddenly become midnight, and the pair made their way back to their dorm in a most unproductive manner, stopping to laugh at jokes that barely warranted the title ‘joke.’
When they finally make it back, Davy’s already in bed, and Mike sat up with a cold, half-drunk coffee and a pile of pen-lined papers, looking every bit the stressed college student he is.
“Hello,” Mike says, his southern twang deepening with his sleepy voice. He notices they’re high as kites the second he takes a look at them, and he smiles, “Just try keep it down.”
They simply giggle. Mike shakes his head, looking back down at his work.
Mike perks up again, “Say, you didn’t bring any home, did you?”
And they completely lose it again, so much so that they wake Davy who says, eyes barely open, “Shut up or I’ll wrangle you.”
what is everyone majoring in?
MIKE: I’m an English major, or English Literature, whichever is preferred by you. The course is fine, and certainly your speed if you really like reading. A funny thing about telling people you’re an English major is the looks you’ll get, and an even funnier thing is the kinds of things they’ll say to you, like, ‘How do you expect to find a job?’ and ‘You won’t make much money with that degree.’ To that I say: ‘That’s your hang-up!’ (I make my meager earnings from music, in many forms, and so I don’t worry too much about the degree.)
PETER: It comes as no shock that I’m a music major, I’ll bet. I study music composition and performance, which is a neat course, and I minor in Literature, which a friend of mine takes and encouraged me to take on after finding out, in spite of my unserious exterior, I’m interested in reading and understanding books well enough to write lengthy, verbose essays about ‘em. I’m also taking an easy elective - German, which I can get by in pretty well - so it’s all swell right now.
MICKY: I’d started college thinking I wanted to become an architect once I graduate, and I still take the courses that allow you to leave college with the knowledge an architect needs. I don’t know if I really want to become an architect, but that’s neither here nor there (but if it was, I’d say I like doing the band, the whole acting thing, and not being tethered to a desk.) But to answer more concisely, I’m an ARCHITECTURE MAJOR! I also like to take the most obscure electives I can (and rope Peter into them too;) next semester, we’ll be studying something along the lines of various societies’ beliefs about extraterrestrial life (I assume it’s theoretical, but we signed up on the off-chance we meet an alien!)
DAVY: Well, I’d truthfully not considered going to university - college, as it’s called here in America - as it’d been my aim to become a jockey (I’d even gotten as far as riding some amateur races in training!) Some freakish series of serendipitous events lead me to the theatre, and so I get to say, when people ask me, ‘I’m a Theatre major!’ and they usually groan and mumble, if they aren’t amused. We’re doing a production of ‘Romeo and Juliet’ as part of the Theatre departments initiative to do plays the general public really care for - it’s a groovy affair. (PS I play Romeo, which is even groovier, I’d say!)
What's the happenin' guys? Wanna come to my groovy listening party later? *said while waving around a little bag of grass*
Peter stands at the door, looking back and forth between the little bag and the sheets of empty lined papers and a textbook teeming with information he’d yet to absorb.
I have pleeeeenty of time, he assures himself, knowing his future self is already kicking his present self for even thinking about going to another party; “Sure! What kinda music?”
Mike’s ears perk up, and he walks towards the door with as much casual ease as he can, “What kinda party?”
As his eyes grip onto the bag - and no other word is more appropriate than grip - he shrugs, “Sounds great,” he smiles in spite of himself. The pressure of the academic year had been manageable, but the added disorder that had plagued his life (his roommates - who he did like, even if they could be a bit… much) certainly warranted relaxation of this nature.
Micky had been at a lecture, but the moment he heard the word ‘party,’ he was game. Davy, who’d been rehearsing a student production of ‘Romeo and Juliet’ (Mike had skipped the rehearsal, but he played the part of Benvolio in the very same production,) was slightly hesitant about the whole ordeal.
Confidentially, to only Mike, he asks “Can’t that stuff kill you?”
Mike does his best to keep his composure, but can’t help but burst into that breath-taking, all-consuming, sleep-deprived laugh. Davy stares back, a scornful expression on his face.
Mike finally says, slightly out of breath, “Whew. Sorry, Davy, I- Well, it sorta feels like… It feels like- Peter, what would you say it feels like?”
“It?”
Mike makes some kind of gesture which Peter, somehow, understands immediately, “OHH. It. Well, when you smoke it, you feel lighter. A feeling of tranquility washes over-“
“It zonks you out and you get real hungry,” Micky says, “And everything’s really funny.”
Peter finally slams shut the textbook he’s been pretending to understand, and in a rare moment of frustration, groans, “Why the fuck did I choose health administration as an elective?”
Micky laughs, taking the textbook and pretending to read it, holding it upside down, “Yeah, why did you choose it?”
“I thought you took the business administration elective?” Davy pipes in, and Peter shakes his head, letting out a single exasperated sigh.
He seems to make a full recovery, saying in his next breath, “That party’s tonight, right? I need it.”
The three agree, with Davy still retaining some ambivalence, but off they went - a tally for those curious, this is Micky’s third party of the week and Davy and Peter’s second.