fluffy-haired bastard

rune | 20s | they | white | bone tired and hardwired to ugly sob with love if i see winnie the pooh. | icon by @fropa/@frogery!!

[xadial]

cute date idea: listing a house as an 'investment property' and whenever a landlord is successfully lured there we push them into our lovingly made Saw trap ❤

[srdcovka]

the back and front side of nothing’s about to happen to me

[natalieplease]

let's go

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Loud Teapot

[fieldsarebreathing]

[karlmarxmaybe]

PLEASE, HELP SAVE MY FRIEND!!!

Save the Raneen family

My name is Ale Peña Gorbe, and I am raising funds for my Palestinian friend Raneen. This is her story, in her words:

My friend Raneen, @raneen21, is stuck in Gaza with her family, in the famine and genocide. She is at high risk of a miscarriage from health difficulties. She needs urgent treatment and cannot get it in Gaza. If she pays $7,000 she will be able to leave Gaza with her entire family and get treatment. Her very life is in danger; please help her pay the costs!!

[pearlesaseas]

kusimayu and her little baby goat :(((((

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

when someone post a picture of me and my shirt online i then deploy my 87 alt accounts posing as various members of the mob to send the uploader messages demanding to know the whereabouts of the person in the image and making it implicitly clear that i plan to harm them

[kyra45]

Hey you. Yes you.

C’mere.

*throws you into the last game you played again*

Will you survive?

Absolutely not

I don’t think so

Probably

No

Yes

Most likely

Absolutely

I’m thriving

(Random hollow knight player im making you bug sized)

Puzzle game/etc

Not exactly a game

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Voting ended onJan 12

Now with some adjustments based on how it went last time!

[wuntrum]

in transit (1), oil on canvas, 11"x14"

[augmentedpolls]

What was the cause of the worst (physical) pain you’ve ever experienced?

chronic pain/chronic illness

break/sprain

kidney stone

labor

period cramp

an actual weapon

getting hit in the balls

something else

results

Voting ended onJan 6

[junietuesday]

*through gritted teeth* when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my character. when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my worth as a human being

[kilncreatures]

this one is called goose horse

[xadial]

changing the narrator of my negative inner voice into someone i have zero regard for is doing wonders for me. 'nobody loves you and you deserve to kys' do i, donald? and why would i ever respect any opinion you ever had?

[lamah0urani]

‼️🚨Urgent appeal, very IMPORTANT 🚨‼️

The crossings are closed again‼️

We need your help, the situation is unsuitable and dangerous, we need your help, you are our last hope... Food, clothes, milk, and everything else has become expensive, and we are in the holy month of Ramadan...😭😔🤲

We want food to eat after fasting for 15 hours, nothing is like before... The prices are very expensive...😞

The elderly, our children, us... we all need food, drink, medicine, milk and winter clothes... We live in tents that do not protect us from the cold of winter. 🥶

Please help us... Any donation will save our lives and the lives of our children.🙏😭👶

Campaign Link ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Help Lama's family to rebuild her life

Hello, I'm Lama from Gaza, I'm 24 years old, and my husband Mohammed is 30 years old, we got married in 2022 in a beautiful, warm and quiet

[lamah0urani]

🚨‼️The crossings have been closed for more than two months, with no food.‼️🚨

The situation is very dangerous.😭 We are on the verge of death, from hunger on one hand and from bombing on the other. Please help us and donate so we can buy food. Every donation will save our lives and keep us alive.🙏🫂

[save-the-child-qais]

Tragically, my baby Qais is growing weaker. With a trembling heart, I tell you his injury is draining him, and his small body is losing strength day after day, fading slowly in my arms.

[save-the-child-qais]

He cries from pain and there is no proper treatment for him, and the cold cuts through his fragile body. If you are scrolling, please donate and share and don’t leave my baby alone.

Gofundme - Vetted

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Donate if you can, share if you will not 🙏🏾

[save-the-child-qais]

Every night, I watch my baby Qais struggle to sleep through pain and cold, while I have nothing to offer but my arms. Please donate and share. Don’t let his suffering be ignored.

[save-the-child-qais]

Time is running out for my baby Qais. His pain grows, his body weakens, and help is fading. Please don’t scroll past his life—donate for his story and share before it’s too late.