Ashton's Thigh Appreciation Blog

Luke Hemmings 1/4 of 5SOS Lashton is real. AIM: luke.isapenguin. (ROLEPLAY)

[derek-foreal]

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[bookofneilpatrickharris]

My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

[farmers-against-thespians]

Get on a tractor for once in your life you sickening theater person

[leofitzo]

[standarsh-deactivated20160506]

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

[thefifthkatie-deactivated201605]

HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET

[tittytron]

Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind

[lightheartedsuggestion]

It wasn’t meant to be. You’re not missing out. Your life has different plans for you.

[witchbum]

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

[runsonpizza]

Dear pants,

Thanks but no thanks

[thetastefulshit]

Ass grabbing is an essential part of a well balanced relationship.

[redvelvetnegro-deactivated20161]

I am soft and tired and just want to feel the sun on my skin every day of the rest of my life.

[brainygranger]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[nourrice]

my big ass heart is ruining me. Ruining me bitch

[baldby30-deactivated20160906]

hitchhiking in hopes to join a new band. who likes my late 90’s bad trash outfit?

[bittersuggestion]

Blame your bad attitude on your zodiac sign