"It Came From Beyond the Stars!" @heyhowyadoingpally - Tumblr Blog

theveryworstthing

Slug Steppers 🐾

they are leaving little goopy footprints all over the walkway in your garden.

cosmonautroger

Proboscis Monkey

#apeposts

is your tumblr died?

nah i just dont use social media in general much these days lol

were--ralph

This is killing me

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pics-that-make-you-go-hmm

been wanting to change my handle for centuries but the only thing stopping me is the fact that a lot of my old shit is watermarked and i'd want to make sure it leads to here instead of a convoluted blog rabbit hole of "i moved to this blog - oops! now i'm over here!" etc etc

#is what it is tho #im not crazy active here these days anyhoo lol

let's curl up by the fire on this cold night and watch russian homunculus videos together ... 🥺🥹🥺🥹

missingtitle

#pikmin

mactonightofficial

So Many New Friends As Of Late . . . Just Remember!

i hear his breathing. the glass panes vibrate with every bang. how can i hear his breathing? it is like it is right at my neck. i think the foul taste of copper and fry grease is on my tongue. every time i close my eyes he is etched into my soul. god, why can i hear him breathing. what do you want from me. what is it that needs to be done. was it because it's not exact change. did i order something in the wrong order. the windowed shattered. there is a loud thunk, scraping. piano keys jiggle from the impact. why can i hear him breathing. i don't know if i barricaded the door well enough. sweat is dripping down my brow like some unknown guilt i cannot quite shake. why can i hear his br

At McDonalds, it's Mac Tonight!

i must have made some semblance of a mark on here bc every so often one of those "fandom heritage" blogs will share one of my old comics and i get confused why i'm seeing notes on said posts lmao

shitpostempire

munchroome

remembering the time i shaved the king

cool party trick you can do

#apeposts

radiofreederry

pseudomantis

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?