The noodles are soggy...

I knew this wouldn't be an easy job. (She/Her)

[dogpuppy]

[asimplepotato]

SCIENTISTS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW well actually it’s just one scientist and she’s just really nervous and a little shy and like don’t tell her that I told you but she has a crush on you

[yokowan]

job markets so fuckeeedd rn i applied to like 60 different positions for swirly glasses oversized labcoat scientist girl who makes tf potions and i didn't even get a single call back

[galaxywarp]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[newty]

behold my babygirl zaku ii 💖☄️✨️🌸🎀

[zoesupreme]

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

[zoesupreme]

he's so real tho

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

John 'shits so unbelievably fucked, all I wanna do is smoke weed and play Xbox. Remake Halloween i need weed money' Carpenter

[madamadamiu]

I like Kamen Rider because they have big ole eyes

[dailyskeletonreminders]

yeah sorry boss i can't come into work today, yes, ye- yeah. it's the pursuer again, yeah he appeared outside the front gate an- yeah, in a mass of black fog. and he tried to use cursed impale on me so i got back in my car and left

[woerm]

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[amc]

Congratulations, Breaking Bad!

[sonyplaytation]

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White

[seven-oh-four]

they just demoted me to clearance level -2 at the science lab i'm working at. now my keycard isn't a high enough level to open the bathroom door

[solemnv0id]

I’m over a week late shhhh and Happy 10 Years to Shin Godzilla!!

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

[ui-ui]

[collindoris]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

thos video is killinh me