Taking Life One Inch At A Time

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[69balcony]

[paulcassidystuffz]

It slipped out 😊

[manforge]

[solelymen]

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[moonandvenom]

[bidadvibe]

[hairymansworld-post69]

Hey teddy bear…Daddy Bear wanna have fun with you…. Hit my dm let’s make it much….

[manforge]

[belphegooner]

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[gergthebardbarian]

Had a fun date night with lots of Pokémon

[mrbearbarn]

Doodle

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Text idea from cancelguyperson

[mrbearbarn]

Commission

[hunnismokah]

FASHIONISTAS AAAAA

inspired by @/wisdm8 on tiktok and @/wisdm on insta!!!

[catchymemes]

[destiel-love-forever]

In the middle of lunch one day, everyone minding their own business in the cafeteria, a Senior guy dressed in a banana costume came in screaming. He was in clear DISTRESS. Flailing his arms and running in zig zags. He kept screaming things like “help me!” and “he’s going to get me!” && we were all SO confused until all of a sudden a damn gorilla shows up (guy in suit, of course). He beats on his chest and lets out a huge roar, the banana lets out a shriek, and then it’s ON. These two ran through our tiny cafeteria, the gorilla roaring and the banana frantically singing “I will survive.” At one point the banana saw someone with a banana peel on their table (clearly they had ate a banana for lunch) and he took the peel from them and screamed “BROOOOTTHHHERRR!” before returning to singing “I will survive” in a much more determined tone.

It ended when our school principal took the gorilla down (yeah, tackled him to the ground, if you knew our principal you’d understand… we were a school of like 300 people TOTAL and he was like all of our best friend. Dude was cool) and yelled, “This is a banana safezone young man!”

The following day, there were ‘banana safezone’ posters everywhere and we had a school assembly where our guidance counselor talked about banana rights.

I’ve never looked at a banana the same.

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[laurassecretlife]

i’m queueing this for next year

[finchjpeg]

Its nowvember

[spanglebab]

Happy Halloween!

[pokemon]

Adorable Mimikyu pumpkin by Trainer Sora! Thanks for sharing your Pokémon Halloween photo with us. Trainers, remember to share your Pokémon costumes, fan art, and pumpkins with us using #PokemonHalloween on Twitter or Instagram for the chance to be featured on our site! http://bit.ly/2xQ9hE0