I AM DEAD GO AWAY

Jamie. 28. Cupid. Obsessed with Danny since '12.

[heyitsjamesss]

hey all so this is daniel and so i was just thinking about how i created jamie in 2012 when i was 17 and now im 31 and that gave me a whole mind trip, especially since he is still very dear to me. anyway ILY GUYS i hope you all are doing fabulous

[heyitsjamesss]

this is your random yearly reminder that i love yall a ridiculous amount, and also i am sick at home and i just watched some old videos and went through some ship blogs and I AM NOT JOKING some of the ships here are the most peak, ever, no wonder i was weeping 99% of the time, it still hits

fitting for the most peak ppl ever, but y'know

[heyitsjamesss]

i can't believe i got the cat paw next to my name but not sassy - bUT this just proves we are the same person actually 😼

[heyitsjamesss]

Do you guys ever randomly get in the mood to go through some random old posts here or the videos or just a ship's development or are you normal

[heyitsjamesss]

*kisses u all*

[heyitsjamesss]

I LOVE YOU SM !!!!

[heyitsjamesss]

Jamie you were LITERALLY so unsubtle too oh my god it's kind of hilarious

No but anon you don't understand!!!

In the beginning I thought it's just like any other bromance like Renny or Scisaac and it's NO RM AL to be like that and feel like that! (Massive L for Jamie in the future since both those "bromances" actually turned out to be romances for real kdjgnjkncdk, so rip me I guess) and then before I could've entertained that thought, it was revealed Chelsea and I were going to have children in the future so I told myself like no no no obviously it's not the SAME it caNNOT be the same!!

But then like each time he appeared I was going insane with heart palpitations so I thought I was maybe actually going insane and I had to deal with these weird transgressions by like kissing him and calling it a joke or flirting and playing it off but like yeah, as far as I knew it couldn't be a real thing so inwardly I was just like

[dave-fox]

Daaave I'm so happy to see you I'm so glad you're here! And also I love your subtle hints ok :P

Thank you, happy to see you all too!

And I mean, to be honest I don't even know why my "subtle hints" about them being my dads was even shocking, it's totally not like they were practically screaming it throughout the years.

Seriously, how did anyone not connect the dots sooner through the 4 years of this? :P

[heyitsjamesss]

me when I’m ‘jk’

[heyitsjamesss]

You guys know who else I really wanna see pop up for some reason besides like Blake and Rory and literally everyone else? Jasper oh my god

[heyitsjamesss]

Della's picture just reminded me like oh my god how did you survive all these weddings without sobbing hysterically????

Bold of you to assume I didn't sob at every single wedding (including my own :P)!

It's actually the worst because eeeeach couple asked me to be the or one of the best men so I had a front row view every time too. They said it's because they love me so much but if you ask me, they just wanted to see me cry

[heyitsjamesss]

ok but do you guys know that when any of you post anything I gain an extra year of life, cuz-

[coolest-martin-kid]

ASHDFFGFKGKF Guys I had to 

Bonus:

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[heyitsjamesss]

Random suffering cupid thought I'm having rn is that Logan and Dave having a crush on the same girl and then just falling for each other instead is still one of the most iconic origin stories ----

[heyitsjamesss]

I had a dream last night that Cam K suddenly jumpscared us and then left like he did a job well done and now I'm On Edge

[heyitsjamesss]

This is so random but now I imagine that everyone's tumblr url is like their character's twitter/instagram/etc username and IT WORKS SO WELL

FR FR!!! That's absolutely what these are 💯

[heyitsjamesss]

Love you forever, babe

SAFAFSSQDSR WARN A GUY!!!!

oh my god I love you 5ever