[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

[qxessence]

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

[enjoyablesquares]

Dreamland Fuji: Field of dreams, prettiest in pink.

[heyitsmebootylicioussora]

me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate

my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON

[adonischildsupportcase]

[quickweaves]

I’m glad I watched this

[gif87a-com]

[setheverman]

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

[nipahdubs]

[loserssclubb]

the fact that these kids forced netflix to let them swear gets me through the day

[gif87a-com]

[teyeth-deactivated20180313]

a man who fears neither god nor death

[the-place-where]

Again another young ninja who has learned chakra control…

[oh-archivist]

[lesbianshepard]

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

[autieblesam-deactivated20190506]

Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[kkoongie]

Working at hot topic is so fucking surreal

[kkoongie]

I made this post because today two guys came into the store and one kept purposely referencing Rick and Morty, while the other had never seen the show and the first guy was trying to make it seem like an awful thing that guy 2 had never seen it and was thinking he was superior for knowing a bunch of useless facts about the show. Meanwhile guy 2 looked visibly uncomfortable. While his was happening, some girls were arguing saying “you can’t be a fan of supernatural if you’ve only seen 4 seasons”.

I felt like I was living out a fucking tumblr post and I’m only keeping this job to get a discount on jeans

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Whenever I open my web browser, it closes all my other programs! I can’t work like this!

Me: Huh! That’s weird. Can you show me what it does?

The client turned to their PC. They had a few spreadsheets and the mail client open.

Client: Ok, so I open this…

They open the web browser.

Client: SEE? All my work is gone! I can’t keep working like this.

So I minimized the browser window. All fixed.

[brago-deactivated20180214]

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

the CIA dumped 300gb+ of files from Osama Bin Laden’s computer and holy shit what the fuck

[trilllizard666]

it wasn’t US Special Forces that killed Bin Laden, it was Nintendo killing him for pirating their games

[sanicdahegehog]

THE LAST THING BIN LADEN SAW

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

[binches-deactivated20220521]