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The phrase vas deferens popped in my head today. I couldn't remember what it was, so I googled it. Don't google vas deferens.

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How would the human race differ if we could internally generate oxygen?

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TBT: The 80's were a simpler, more hip time.

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I feel like some tire tread patterns are just thrown together with no scientific thought whatsoever.

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Fake Indie Band Album Cover Day!

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Quote: "Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?"

-Tom Stoppard

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A gang of birds showed up about an hour ago in the valley next door and it sounds like they're in the middle of some turf war.

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Famous last word: Whoops.

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Is it not incredible that there are still glaciers on the surface of Earth left over from the ice age?

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I made a crucial discovery while cooking dinner last night that proves whether or not the stove must be on to boil water. More details later.

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TBT: 2004ish, Fall, long hair, Honda that didn't work, and fence mom backed into.

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Fake Indie Band Album Cover Day!

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Quote: "Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with." -Mark Twain

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If there was one person I trusted on the internet, it would be anyone giving away free food on Craigslist.

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I think I’m going to jump ahead to the year 2025 and watch every superhero and Star Wars movie in chronological order. If anyone cares to join me, I’ll be leaving tonight at 8 PST.

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Of the photos I've taken with my old Minolta, this is one of my favorites.

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I decided if I ever have a son, I will name him Buttons and will train him to be an MMA fighter.