Not a Hollow Bird

Go on, film the world before it happens because I'm too goddamn lazy to grab the camera. While you're at it, bring me some chocolate ice cream with whip cream and extra caramel sauce. We're basically moments away from cats enslaving the world but cats are cute so s'kay. It's okay to be a "Giant piece of Ryden trash" because as my roommate put it, "garbage can, not garbage cant" (R, 2016).

[heymoon708]

Hear Me Out

So the moon is really bright tonight yeah? What you dont know is that the moon is fake. People take night shifts and rotate to shine a giant flashlight onto the sky. Now youd ask: "How do we not know about this GIANT flashlight?"

Area 51.

What do you think is under that dome? Every night it opens up and they turn on the flashlight. Boom. Not aliens. Illumination Confirmed.

[swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld]

I kind of had a long-ass rant on Twitter.

[fuckmethomasshelby-deactivated2]

Taylor Swift is an awesome human being and doesn’t deserve any of this shit

[comeonbringit-deactivated201707]

Visit Original Link

Headphones/Earbuds required

Just listen, you won’t regret it

[hopelesscobwebs]

This is my new favourite thing and i’m literally shaking from how pretty it is. So calming omg

[heymoon708]

When I pass away, as my soul rises to the sky this is what will play. The most serene thing I’ve heard.

[heymoon708]

This is the best thing I’ve seen in my life. The YouTube channel is “No, but I got cheese whiz” and they have a Fall Out Boy version too. It’s pure gold.

[panicparker]

happy valentine’s day from throam!brendon

[edits-and-aesthetics-of-mine]

Pretty. Odd / Panic! At The Disco/ Moodboard

(please don’t repost, rb’s appreciated!)

[pathetic-at-the-disco]

Google Translate does Panic! at the Disco Songs (all links)

Here at Pathetic! at the Disco, we’re all fans of the YouTube series known as Google Translate Sings. So, we decided to do some translations of our own. We put Panic! at the Disco lyrics through several layers of Google Translate (a notoriously awful translator) and then back into English, and then made lyric videos out of the ridiculous results.

So here are all of the links to our videos! We’ll update this whenever we post a new one, so stay tuned.

A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out

“I Write Sins, Not Tragedies” (“I Am Sad and Do Not Write!” by Dovji in Panini)

“The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage” (“The Difference Between Sex and Suicide is Just Panic!” by Maddie! Disco)

“Time to Dance” (“Dancing Time” by the World! About Disco)

“Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off” (“The Most Important Thing Is To Say That a Woman Can Wear a Dress!” by a miracle! I’m coming)

“Build God, Then We’ll Talk” (NEW!) (”God Is Good, So We Say” by Pentecost! Discovery)

Pretty. Odd.

“Nine in the Afternoon” (“Not Afternoon” by Discovery in the Disco)

“That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed)“ (“Cowboy Jane (Displaced)” by Disk in the Disk Drive)

“Northern Downpour” (“Strong on the Horizon of the North” by The Horror)

“Mad as Rabbits” (“Painted Like Crazy” by Pain on DVD)

“Behind the Sea” (“On the Back of the Sun” by Peak Plate)

“She’s a Handsome Woman” (“Beautiful woman pest.” by The Disco Sea)

“Pas de Cheval”  (“Cheval Passion” by Disc from the Pack)

Vices and Virtues

“The Ballad of Mona Lisa” (“Lisa Long Roll” by Portuguese! in Dive)

“Let’s Kill Tonight”  (“Evening Death” by Time to Dive?)

“Nearly Witches” (Ever Since We Met)” (“No Wolves (Until You Come Here)” by Dance School)

Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die

“This is Gospel” (“It’s a Good News” by Panic. This disk is back again)

“Nicotine” (”The Nicinians” by Confusion! on Disk)

Death of a Bachelor

“Victorious” (“Bizarre” by anguish! In the disc)

“Emperor’s New Clothes” (“The Empire’s New Hope” by Awesome! Discotheque)

“Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time”  (“Don’t Threaten Me!” by scared!)

Bonus!

“This Is Halloween” (“This Is Hello” by Pants! Dance)

“It’s Almost Halloween” (“Nearly Halal” by The Dockboxing Panorama)

“The Bad List” by Z Berg and Ryan Ross (“Poor List” by Jorge Bug and Carl Flower)

Which one is your favorite? :D

~Mods C, M, and B

[like-a-violin-but-bigger]

don’t you hate it when you’re sight-reading a new piece and suddenly turn into jared, 19

[okaytrue]

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

[imanemojoke]

im a mess

mum: do you have any friends?

me: no, but i got cheese whizz

[alexander]

Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed

[highpanics]

but where’s the sweat? the blood? life isn’t about smiles and forced politeness. life is raw, it’s meant to leave marks on you. if you can’t remember anything from the last two years, it’s because you’ve done nothing memorable during them. fuck that.

[daily-clean-pickup-lines]

You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About.

[the-message-man-deactivated2022]

By Panic! At The Disco

[gaymccarrol]

young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door

[lemon-geesus]

this is it

the post that is simultaneously the best and worst post in existence

[moodboardzzzx]

[checkyesjules23]

If you play “Weightless” by All Time Low at 11:59:13 on December 31st, your New Year will start with Alex singing “It’s gonna be my year”.

Feel free to add other songs so we can all ring in 2019 emo style

[heymoon708]

Mood: feeling like you've wasted the past 22 years of your life not amounting to anything yet having no desire or motivation to start doing anything. Knowing that probably everyone doesnt actually hate you but at the same time your brain wont let you feel otherwise. Knowing that feeling this way is dangerous but still not reaching out because you dont think you deserve anyone's time and energy to be wasted on you by trying to help you.