new hyperfixation just dropped

current feature: the san jose sharks

[thatonesebfan]

LAILA EDWARDS TO SAN JOSE !!

[etheltempest]

put it in the louvre

[willmackism]

mack and aiden visited mavrik in hospice at canuck place and brought him a signed sharks jersey & stick! mack keeping mavrik company 😭

(more context / latest gofundme)

[etheltempest]

this has gotta be the craziest trade in nhl history

[heytsukishima]

would like some genuine thoughts on possible sharks trades bc I am nervous ngl

[phoebebrxdgers]

“perhaps my only real expertise, my only talent, is to endure beyond the endurable.” -jeff vandermeer

[crisisthegirl]

okay some comments on mack (and some funny comments) from the french commentary during period 2

- “he’s genuinely the future of the nhl” “the undeniable captain of team canada”

- “the blues are so tired that’s why they’re losing they’re tired they’re very tired hmm its a shame they’re tired” WE GET IT. THEY’RE TIRED

- “but also we (france) are just worse. lets speak frankly, we’re a worse team. we’re just worse lets be honest” which. yes. but also. my poor gabachitos

- “macklin celebrini, the captain of this team. i feel like in the last 20 minutes he is all i see on the ice. it seems like he’s the only player on the ice from either team. that’s what i see” “yes. thats really how it feels like. he’s just that good”

- (when mack scored that beauty) “and its macklin celebrini. the rising star of this team. he scores”

- “it is once again celebrini creating chances. he is just there, everywhere”

- “yeah we’re just tired. we don’t know how to play against a team like this” lol

[etheltempest]

every time someone entertains the idea of trading william eklund a fairy dies

[gamelpar]

me whenever i get obsessed with something new and subject my tumblr mutuals to it

[bitchthefuck1]

Kaz Brekker age 9 realizing the guy who killed his brother is literally the most powerful man in the city: ...I just need to lock the fuck in—

[devoid-swanky]

Thoughts on the draft lottery as a Sharks fan! 🦈

Opinions only, pls be respectful

Y'all we are blessed 🙌 but I stg if we pick up a "best player" option over a positional player, I'll throw hands. We already have amazing players. We have one of the best players in the league and some incredible chemistry on the lines. We have some incredible forwards. But what I think we really need is another exceptional defensive player. Our D-core isn't terrible, but it's not outstanding, and tbh I think our star forward is also our best defenceman. Really, I think that our forwards are all doing more defensive plays than the defence lines (with some key exceptions). That is problematic. At this point, we have like 2 good and 2 mid defencemen, and it's not enough.

Imho, one of our bigger issues is that the lines keep changing where they shouldn't be. Once we have our ducks in a row, or rather our sharks in a line, the forwards can focus on being more offensive as they can trust that their defencemen will actually break plays and keep our tendies from breaking their necks to stop the puck. Ofc it's important to have forwards who can be defensive and defencemen who can shoot the puck, but we're shooting the puck. Well. Some sharks are shooting the puck. A lot.

Even so, my hopes are that the GM doesn't just pick the 2nd best player (tbh the L/eafs will probs skip McKenna bc they're the L/eafs). Instead, I want to see a well-considered choice for the best defenceman who will work well with the wider team and who can facilitate defensive plays that break up the opposition's offense then enable our offensive plays in turn and keep our goalies from being slammed with 4729 SOGs each game.

Anyway. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

[heytsukishima]

can we stop dropping the names of LWs/forwards for the sharks draft and start manifesting d men PLEASEEEEEEE

[wshrockeyenjoyer]

its great to be a sj shark hallelujah

[dawg4aday]

december 13th, 2025: a photo essay

[welli-moon]

“I was good, i was really good”

[antler-moth]

rip mr keating you woulda loved lecturing people on why chatgpt sucks

[maybemacdc]

I'm gonna act!