Are you a terrorist? Take this quick quiz to find out!
Do you do/are you any of the following?
Brown
Studying counter-terrorism (a clear way to learn all the anti-terrorist secrets)
Listen to Triple J
Vote for the Greens
Watch the ABC
Believe refugees should be openly accepted with welcome arms
Have an opinion on terrorism that isn’t outlined in your patriotic Team Australia pamphlets mailed to every loyal citizen
Did not receive the Team Australia pamphlets (thus demonstrating you have not earned enough loyalty points)
Think renewable energy is a good idea
Don’t endorse good Christian values
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions then you scare old Christian white people and should be investigated by ASIO for suspiciously being vaguely different.
