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mainly SAW, sometimes other horror. Disciple of Detective Mark Hoffman. 18+

[hhhhoffman]

WARNING: this is an 18+ blog with heavily nsfw themes. minors DO NOT interact.

hi! call me moon. this is my SAW/mark hoffman sideblog, a blog for my fics and thirsting. i'm 28 and my pronouns are she/her.

wanna join a mark hoffman discord server that's an 18+ space to hang out and thirst over hoffman together? ↓

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MARK HOFFMAN MASTERLIST:

please note: all fics are 18+, if you are a minor block me and dni.

all fics are smut one-shots featuring detective mark hoffman and an f!reader. i tend to write mark quite dominant but all intimacy is always consensual. there is never any use of 'y/n'

my requests are currently open. the only thing i won't write is anything non-consensual.

[YOU CAN ALSO READ MY FICS ON AO3]

watching you (750 words)

don't worry baby (1.3k words)

the cure (1.2k words)

willing (1.6k words)

safe, home (1.1k)

monthly mark hoffman: a nsfw cycle (a twelve-part series)

200 followers short smut fic (200 words)

[mandylors]

COSTAS MANDYLOR as Neil in THE TROUBLE WITH BILLY episode 8: Deadman Deal

[anitapallenberg]

Stealth Fighter (1999) | Dir. Jim Wynorski

[anitapallenberg]

Stealth Fighter (1999) | Dir. Jim Wynorski

[anitapallenberg]

Stealth Fighter (1999) | Dir. Jim Wynorski

[anitapallenberg]

Cover Story (2002) | Dir. Eric Weston

[euphoricvulture]

Me next pls🫠

[sushidesujpeg]

Finally finished this one.

Bonus points if you spot the Silent Hill reference.

[hhhhoffman]

beyond disappointment that the new saw game is 3v1 multiplayer online 🫩💔 i so badly wanted a single player game!!! and is it even canon? is it establishing that john wasn't the first jigsaw? i am so confused

[losthavenmine]

"We're out of time..."

Saw (2004)

[sjweminem]

[nebivalta]

real?🎀

[littlebigkaiju]

It really is great to hear that James Wan and Leigh Whannel will have some (as yet undefined) creative involvement in future Saw movies under Blumhouse, but I think I’m going to have to come to terms with the fact that this likely means XI as we knew it is dead in the water, and we’re never going to see Hoffman again.

As legitimately curious as I am about the new future of the series, that makes me really fucking sad.

[whodontknowany-deactivated20260]

[quinngefail]

Saw XI will do something bold and crazy where at the end of the movie the entire world is suddenly blown to smithereens with no explanation. And then people will be like "oh thank god that's it there will be no more Saw movies" BUT what they won't expect is the post credits scene which reveals that the iconic bathroom has actually been a doomsday shelter/rocket ship the entire time. And then the next 15 movies will be about Hoffman's cool adventures in space with his awesome skeleton crew of Adam, Zep, and Xavier

The closing shot of XI will be Hoffman putting on a pair of sunglasses and saying "Looks like the game isn't over yet, huh... Step on it, doc" and then an epic sci-fi remix of Hello, Zep will play as Lawrence's foot hits the gas and the bathroom rocket ship blasts off into the cosmos

And it's gonna go so fucking hard. You won't believe it til you see it

[sufferblr]

so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps

[j1gsawz]

wow guys look at these new shirts i got today!! they don’t remind me of ANY fictional characters at all!!

[j1gsawz]

this was actually insane i still cannot believe these just happened to be together in the bags of clothes my mom had given me that day 😭😭 adam & lawrence will find each other in every universe <3