✮ euphoricvulture ✮

⋆ 𖤓 ⋆˚࿔ I like drawing ⋆ 𖤓 ⋆˚࿔ “𝚅𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕, 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚓𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝.” - my biology teacher. She/her. I draw stuff, mostly related to the Saw franchise. ⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆

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Intro post (read if u want)

My name is euphoricvulture and I’m a bearded vulture with internet access:)

I use she/her pronouns

I mostly post stuff about the Saw franchise and sometimes art and memes. Mark Hoffman is my fav character so I’ll frequently post about him and sometimes in the context of coffinshipping.

Fandoms I’m in: saw, final destination, httyd, jurassic world/park, tadc

I try my best to post everyday but sometimes I’m busy or stuff gets in the way:/

Dni if you’re a hater or get out of your way to openly criticize one of the saw characters/actors and if you’re just a crappy hater person in general

I try to keep my blog as positive as possible, so if I’ve offended you in any way, please let me know‼️

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@euphoricvulture Thank you for the idea

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This is peak what

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Strahm’s cunty eyebrows do shit to me

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triangles my eyebrows at you

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Flashes my beautiful ass at you

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Hoffman cooking the most delicious and scrumptious meals ever and just being a very talented and great cook vs Strahm blowing up the airfryer trying to warm up pizza rolls

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Saw fans looking at you after you rejected their offer of watching 10 hours worth of homoerotic gay torture gore movies (saw) in a dimly lit room

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Adam showing Lawrence a meme and Lawrence holds the phone 1 meter away from himself, squinting his eyes while trying to figure out what the actual fuck he is currently looking at and then answering with a “oh, haha, that’s funny” and immediately going back to watching top 10 weirdest things found in human bodies during surgery.

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Strahm’s cunty eyebrows do shit to me

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Saw trap except the 20 second answer melody from Kahoot plays

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A deer caught in the headlights

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Starstruck 0_0

(Coffinshipping)

Also I will never stop drawing Amanda as an annoying younger sister to Hoffman lol

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my favorite part of drawing a Strahm

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what do we think of this

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what if they kissed

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NO FUCKING WAY YOU HAVE ONE TOO???!!!

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i have it all

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That plushie is so peak where did u buy it omgggg AND A STRAHM ONE TOO

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what do we think of this

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what if they kissed

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NO FUCKING WAY YOU HAVE ONE TOO???!!!

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saw🎀

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Producers : alr you have the role of detective lieutenant Mark Hoffman. You are one of Jigsaw’s secret apprentices and you are incredibly driven by emotions. Make sure to let that shine.

*proceeds to get turned on in the glass coffin trap*

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Strahm being protective asf over Hoffman🤤

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Hoffman if he didn’t have a traumatic past and was a cutie patootie

He’s still a cutie patootie tho