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Hoffman is a bumblebee and Strahm is a wasp

#mark hoffman #peter strahm #coffinshipping #this is crazy accurate #saw #saw 2004 #saw 3d #saw franchise #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #saw 2006 #saw 2005 #saw x #sawtism #hoffstrahm

I love to imagine that (mainly) Strahm and Hoffman first didn’t want to sleep in the same bed, but as time passed, Strahm finally gave in and they slept together in one bed.

#mark hoffman #peter strahm #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #saw #one more coffinshipling thought before bed #saw 2006 #saw 2004 #saw 3d #saw franchise #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #saw 2005 #sawtism #costas mandylor

My Jigsaw wannabe ass math teacher put a fucking 45 minute countdown alarm on the board help me

#saw 2006 #mark hoffman #saw #saw 2004 #oh worst saw trap #saw 2005 #saw 3d #saw franchise #saw movies #I did get a 95%🥹#saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #sawtism

When I’m watching Saw X and Hoffman comes on screen for 0.6 seconds so I genuinely announce his presence by letting out the most vigorous chuckle known to man, just for him to drop the corniest line in movie history and disappear for good.

#mark hoffman #saw 2004 #saw #saw franchise #that was not it Hoffman I’m sorry #saw 2006 #saw 3d #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #saw 2005 #sawtism #costas mandylor #that proud smile afterwards ugh

Whoopsies, wrong context

Hoffmanator wants revenge on doctor Gordon

#mark hoffman #saw #saw 2004 #saw 3d #saw franchise #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #he’s such an apex predator #saw 2006 #saw 2005 #look at his FANGS #sawtism #lawrence gordon #art #digital art #costas mandylor

I’m all for art diversity and inclusivity but the second you draw Hoffman skinny I’m stealing your car

#mark hoffman #saw #saw 2004 #saw 3d #saw franchise #he is NOT skinny #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #there isn’t one single movie where he lost weight or looked thinner #saw 2006 #saw vii #sawposting #saw 2005 #sawtism #costas mandylor

How I genuinely felt during every scene where Strahm and Hoffman were together for a split second

Raise your hand if the only reason you watched Saw 3D was to see Hoffman’s big fat titties and unshaven face

#mark hoffman #saw 3d #Saw 3D Hoffman is so comically square I love him sm #saw 2006 #saw #saw 2004 #saw franchise #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #saw 2005 #sawtism #costas mandylor

Imagining Hoffstrahm living together and getting ready for work in their bathroom mirror standing next to each other with Strahm applying mascara to his lashes and Hoffman using lip plumper

#mark hoffman #peter strahm #I love imagining things like this while I should be going to sleep #saw #saw 2004 #saw 3d #saw franchise #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #saw 2006 #saw 2005 #sawtism #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm

Me next pls🫠

#mark hoffman #saw #I know he killed at least 27 people but let me please turn him into a cuddly sweetheart plsplspls #saw 2006 #saw 2004 #saw 3d #saw franchise #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #digital art #art #he would be so nice to cuddle #saw 2005 #sawtism #costas mandylor

I love love love the tiny little details of Strahm having long lashes, downturned eyes and a constant scowl on his face and Hoffman having big kissy lips and a tan skin tone in most Saw fanart so much

#saw #saw franchise #saw movies #saw v #the art still eats even if they don’t have any of these #saw fanart always looks so yummy #mark hoffman #saw 2004 #saw 3d #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #saw 2006 #saw 2005 #sawtism

The Saw V glass coffin fight scene between Hoffman and Strahm so gay my homophobic cousin teared up

#saw 2006 #mark hoffman #saw #I’m not giving this mf napkins he has to watch this absolute banger of a trap #saw 2005 #saw 2004 #saw 3d #saw franchise #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #sawtism #peter strahm

Fisk and Hoffman baking together and Hoffman uses Fisk’s shiny ass bald head to crack an egg ❤️‍🩹

Saw fans are genuinely the chillest and most down to earth people I’ve ever met, I love you all sm<3

#mark hoffman #saw #saw 2004 #saw 3d #saw franchise #best fandom I’ve ever been in by far #saw 2006 #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #saw 2005 #sawtism

One of my homophobic cousins just asked me what chainshipping was so I had to carefully explain the unconditional love that is shared in a relationship between a middle aged blonde doctor and a submissive little twink in a crusty bathroom

#saw 2006 #mark hoffman #saw #saw 2004 #saw 3d #I’m going to introduce them to coffinshipping next guys trust #saw 2005 #saw franchise #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #sawtism #chainshipping #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #lynnmanda

Forcing my homophobic cousins to read saw smut on AO3

#saw 2006 #mark hoffman #saw #saw 2004 #saw 3d #saw franchise #saw movies #saw v #saw vi #saw vii #sawposting #saw 2005 #sawtism #lynnmanda #chainshipping #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping

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