[help-mywife]

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

[6aint-deactivated20250716]

from “that’s my girl” to “that’s my wife”

[hhmusings]

https://youtu.be/Y4w1GSPYZDM

[misssprincess]

mood: kissing a boy all over after fucking him senseless to remind him how good he was.

[nourrice]

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

[nourrice]

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

[shepraises]

To the boy who loves me:

I love Jesus.

I love people.

I like ramen.

I don’t get enough sleep.

I laugh at my own jokes.

Sometimes I get sad and don’t know why.

Sometimes I will need your shoulder to rest my head on because the weight of my thoughts will wear me down.

Sometimes I won’t tell you what’s wrong because there are no words with which to describe it.

I love flowers.

I love the sound of rain.

Poetry makes me giddy.

Injustice angers me.

I can’t wear makeup to save my life.

I love children. So much.

You will have to remind me to put sunscreen on.

I love a lot of things. You will be one of them.

I will get frustrated. Be patient with me.

I will be insecure. Remind me of my strengths and call me out when I am in the wrong.

Buy me coffee. Only decaf because caffeine makes me anxious.

I love books.

I love when someone knows me intimately.

And lastly, love who I am becoming. I am not there yet, but I will be someday.

- a.k.

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[void-flesh]

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

[zeverity]

Important context: they’re married to each other.

[littleone-shay]

Current mood: needing to be held and cuddled

[partychance]

[me, covered in 20 blankets,] before you ask, yes, i do require all of these,

[hhmusings]

[oscar-piastri]

[museinspo]

possiblybpd:

loving me must be so fucking hard i am so fucking sorry

[otpmusings]

Some height difference things for your OTP

The taller one sitting on the floor between the shorter one’s knees as the shorter one braids/plays with their hair.

The taller one using the shorter one as an arm rest and the shorter one complaining but secretly feeling honoured every time it happens.

The shorter one tackle-hugging the taller one when they come home from some sort of trip, hoping that they’ll both fall to the floor in a pile of limbs and cuddles/kisses, but unfortunately the shorter one isn’t strong/heavy enough and they both remain standing.

Bonus: to compensate, the taller one decides to pick the shorter one up.

The shorter one having to sprawl like half their body across the taller one whenever they ride the bus/train so as to give the taller one all the leg room.

Or, the shorter one sitting down and immediately noticing that their feet don’t touch the floor, becoming embarrassed by this, and then pretending that they’d rather just snuggle up super tight with the taller one.

Bonus: the taller one realises exactly what’s going on but says nothing. Or teases them endlessly about it, up to you. 

The shorter one physically sitting in the taller one’s lap.

The TALLER one physically sitting in the shorter one’s lap and the shorter one practically dying but enjoying every second of it anyway.

The shorter one being light enough to literally sleep on top of the taller one in bed without either of them being uncomfortable.

The taller one standing behind the shorter one and putting their arms around their shoulders, then resting their chin on top of the shorter one’s head.

Bonus if they’re watching the stars/sunset/ocean together.

[ofmymuses]

cute things to imagine your ship doing

one of them gaming and the other one asleep in their lap

^^ the gaming one playing with the napping one every time they lose/die in the game

GENTLE KISSES AROUND THE OTHER’S FACE WHEN THEY CUDDLE

laying in complete silence, just staring at the other and smiling because they’re so grateful

the tall one apologizing to the small one for walking their normal speed ( which makes the small one basically run )

one giving the other butterfly kisses but the other rolls their eyes

kissing passionately and smiling

putting their foreheads together and smiling

one making a terrible, horrid joke and the other making an even worse pun

one of them has a really bad day so the other runs them a bath and puts on their favourite movie ( and possibly makes them comfort food )

a karAOKE NIGHT – would be very dramatic

one of them loves to sing and the other loves to listen, even if it’s just singing under their breath

[abrideoffire-archived-deactivat]

(◡‿◡✿) tall men that look scary and are feared by most people

(◕‿◕✿) that fall in love with itty bitty women that can bring them to their knees

[all-these-beautiful-freaks]

All I want right now is for you to climb in bed with me and hold me tight. Even when life is scary, feeling your arms around me and your heartbeat in my ear remind me that in the end, I’ll be safe, because I’m with you.

[introverted-life]

#67.  Problem with being an introvert whose birthday is coming up: wanting to celebrate a milestone but also wanting to just relax in the comfortable silence.